He needs to assume the persona of a Catholic priest who only speaks French.

Someplace professional should be professional.

(24 years ago I didn't quit in the middle of a job, but I had already given notice and they were like yeah go to the conference whatever.)

Other places might give you trouble about expense reports etc.

Or in simpler terms, billionaires buying elections: bad?

We need new words for all these things.

Other countries have found significant ROI in feeding and housing the unprivileged: cheaper now than later.

Like feeding other countries is cheaper than wars later.

Also, unconvinced we need half the world's (and maybe all the effective) aircraft carriers.

>> who are endeavoring to keep the masses subjugated

I mean, not all of the conspiracies who support him are well aligned.

Legalizing pot would help keel the proletariat under foot, and be popular. But it won't happen because the christofacists would have a collective heart attack.

They are also "for me but not for thee".

Play down how everyone gets it, there aren't that many people who aren't like you anyway, and it's not free: it's taxes, return on investment.

The right propaganda team could do it, and have done more improbable things. Recently.

But I'm pie in the skying.

Also, if every school gym served free fish sticks, tater tots and veg to all comers twice a day it would probably be well received by his base... schools being pretty segregated already, they wouldn't have to think about how _everyone_ got to eat (... and support farmers, etc.)

He might be clear: he can be impeached and convicted, but penalty is a court thing and the supreme court says he can't be done up for official acts.

Like he would survive that anyway. Or is even fit to stand trial.

If he had anyone around him with vision, anyone at all, he could be prompted to end hunger and homelessness because he could take credit for it.

Tell him he would be landlord to 600,000 tenants and have his picture on 200,000 walls.

(Apparently you can just make stuff up and do it now see: DOGE).

He's done this before, taking credit for solving a crisis he created.

I think people are pretty tired of it.

Like rank and file regular people.

Damn, man.

E4 mafia crown for a day goes to Jay.

A guy who is everything he isn't gives him an owie.

Gmail used to have a featured called

"Beer Goggles"

where it would make you solve a math problem before letting you email in the middle of the night.

Kegsbreath needs that.

Ready to murder... a pint.

Dude Looks like he's pulling a little string in the back, starting a lawn mower.

Rent controlled this apartment for 500 years I have. When rent such a good deal you will not get.

If China under Mao was an elaborate opera or ballet all for Mao's benefit, Turnip's people are doing a nickel peep show.

If they were smart... the way to win it is to stack the court with officers who believe in Unitary Executive Authority i.e. Führerprinzip over Constitutional Authority.

That would be a conspiracy decades in the making to craft those officers, from people I wouldn't trust with a lunch order.