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Ben
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Medium humanoid creature, lawful/liberal
Speed: 30 ft.

Languages: Common, Latin, Go, Ruby, Rust, Python, French

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He makes music and digital art sometimes. He used to be @querulus.
What I love to do when I sit down to enjoy my coffee is to think about aromatic taints.
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The thing about textured ceilings is that this is the last thing I see before I fall asleep every night.
September 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reading « L’Histoire de France Pour les Nuls »
June 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I played around with AI for a bit. Now I feel like Callum with that lock of white hair.
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
There probably isn’t an AI-free offering, at least not as an app. They seem to be proud of their mixture of human and AI sources, at least.
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hey wow! Did you see this? Those Chinese tariffs make total sense now!
May 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
April 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Captain Bone Spurs leading us to a second “Viet Nam”.
April 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Congratulations to Seth Wenig of The Associated Press for capturing the most 2025 image so far. It’s going to be hard to top this.
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Juantonio” is Spanish for “Johnthony”.
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Meanwhile, Time Magazine is soliciting articles from COVID-19 and Cholera.

Actual advice: just use tepid water to wash your hands.
March 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Did COVID-19 write this?
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Well, I wasn’t going to read the little blurb of the unrelated book they stuck at the end, but how can I resist an opening like that?
February 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like the French word « cité » because it sounds like Laszlo Cravensworth saying “city”.
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Holee shit! This guy is seriously arguing that Partition was a great idea that worked well, and we should do it again.

Partition.
February 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I want to like this skeet, but I can’t mess with this.
February 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Costco saves the day once again.
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nothing for boosting the economy like massive layoffs!

Watch those egg prices plummet!
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Calling all trekkies!

Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
January 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Well, this is just engaegmnt bait!
January 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Some sketches for a thing I’m thinking about doing.
December 31, 2024 at 9:01 PM
December 26, 2024 at 12:56 AM
December 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
A statistics-heavy approach to appreciating Impressionist art.
December 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Not as good as the one they made a TV show about.
December 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM