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UnknownStory
@unknownstory.bsky.social
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Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die

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unknownstory.bsky.social
also, everybody does not have a binary "biological reality" as there are shades of hermaphroditism in between both ends of gender, as well as sex and hormones.

so tell me, Gender Expert: using the chart below, which bathroom should an individual born with the genitals of 1, 2, 3, and 4 use
Scale of variations in sex characteristics, labelled "typical female, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5" showing a change in scale between typical feminine genitalia with characteristics towards male genitalia
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
still image from the tv show "The Office" showing Ryan (white guy with black short hair wearinga brown sport coat suit and scarf) holding up a drink in a toast. It's captioned "I'd like to make a toast to the shitposts. All the shitposts - both sides."
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
sincere request: if this Section 230 bill is so good, explain why my butthole smells so bad, liberals
screenshot of exchange between 2 bluesky accounts @judiciarydems.senate.gov Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose. @rowlandville.bsky.social Sincere request: Explain why repeal is bad. Because an internet left without responsibility has divided this nation being repair. Did Facebook's open forum help us in 2016? Does Internet spew killing our kids make life better? Exactly what are you protecting?
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
CHESTO
A video game sprite of Kirby (pink marshmellow-like circle with pod-like hands and red pod feet) from his game series singing into a microphone on a stand in a very rock music sort of way. He also has on a forward-facing yellow mohawk with green highlights and orange spike-like roots
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
Series of frames from the Arrested Development tv show depicting Tobias (balding man with glasses in mid-thirties) and Lindsay (blonde woman with fair features) Fünke having a conversation. Lindsay asks "Well, did it work for those people?" to which Tobias responds "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..." (brief pause) "but it might work for us."
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
"leather goddesses of phobos"

...i'm sorry, what

"scratch n' sniff card"

...I'm Sorry, What

(link cropped)

...I'M SORRY, WHAT
screenshot of link cropped by post above: "archive.org/details/anal..."
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
i don't care how many IPs they jam into it

i'm not re-downloading Destiny 2
cartoon still with camera angle looking down at a shorter man with scruffy black hair and a "soul patch" with a black shirt on that has "JERK" written on it
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
Bomberman (smaller video game character wearing a blue and white suit with small pink ball on back of head) riding a yellow Roo (large kangaroo) while the Roo kicks a cubed block away from it the text at top reads "Fuck out of here"
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
close-up of a creepy kids doll's face - from a screencap posted by flemishdog
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
love it when the timeline aligns
Two separate bluesky posts, one featuring somebody testing a detection algorithm on random video stills, which has labelled a grown man's clothed bottom as "ass" and the other stating "most guys are Butt Naked now"
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
SHARKVAPE HOO HAA HAA
Still from the movie "Finding Nemo" featuring Nemo (a smaller clownfish with orange and white stripes) being faced down by a brown pufferfish and a few other fish from the tank
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
new response just dropped
a little blue dot with a little hair tuft and face walks to the left and says "no fuckin' thanks" in a speech bubble while holding up its hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
i would pay

💲MO-NEY 🤑

to touch Chicago Pope
Still from the movie "Gummo". A blonde haired woman wearing a white shirt with orange apron sits in a car with the door open and puts her hands up to the music
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
i'm sorry, but this is an insane sentence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_t...
Screenshot of text from Wikipedia that says: "In one situation, Socks must push Millie the dog, pet of former president Geroge H. W. Bush, out the front door to avoid Arab terrorist felines."
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
Still from the tv show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show" showing David Libre Hart singing "stick it in a doughnut hole", holding one hand open but with the thumb and index finger joined in a circle. In the background is an animation of a rod going through the center of a doughnut. The image is bordered with the American flag (it's a satire song about military members using masturbation to avoid STDs)
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
a forklift holds a tiny Brian from the video game Quest 64 in its forks. There is text at the top and bottom that reads: "Please... my son. He is very sick"
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
mario get your bitch-ass out here and kiss me on the lips like a real man
low resolution image of a person in a Crash Bandicoot suit holding a megaphone up to his mouth outside in a Nintendo office parking lot
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
Still image from the tv show "The Eric Andre Show" with Hannibal Buress saying "Why are you booing me? I'm wrong."
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
trans people: i PROMISE YOU you do not have to "hand it to" cishet people telling other trans people "fuck you" for an obvious joke (like "sitting like a bisexual") (alt text for my breakdown)
exchange between @theallisonian.bsky.social and @sisterjones.bsky.social. theallisonian berates me for telling Ms. BlueMaga Paula Deen (sisterjones) off after she harassed Lady Emily over a joke about "bisexual sitting." sisterjones backpedals and tries "apologizing" stating she has "LGBTQ friends" and was just "protecting their rights" from a "right-wing nightmare." theallisonian (trans) coddles her, and says she'd rather have cishet people swinging at shadows ("perceived homophobia"... from a trans person, Lady Emily... riiiiiight) to which sisterjones says "earned her a follow."
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
a picture of krill bait
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
excuse ME
Cutout from a box of McCain Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Pizza Slices, highlighting Leonardo holding a single sword in a potentially erotic nature while animation lines suggest he's quivering. Some of the text in the blurb underneath is edited out to leave in "And just look what Leonardo's got for you and your mum."
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
Scene from the TV show "It's Alway's Sunny in Philadelphia" with Mac saying to Dennis "Awesome. Your brother's a Nazi."
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
*gasp* Mokujin
A playable fighter from the game series "Tekken" called Mokujin. A human-sized wooden doll with rounded log-like appendages, a single green sprig for hair, deep eyes that look like pits of fire, metal balls for fists and short rusty metal chains hanging from his arms, back, and legs.
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
man that's crazy what stream or video is this clip from because there's no link back to Hasan or anything

oh well, I'm sure the uploader is reputable enough to... uhm. huh. i dunno about this one, champ
Screenshot of Youtube channel "007 The Brave Progressives" showing only 3 videos uploaded: an animal abuse clip supposedly starring Hasan Piker (with no link to a full video or stream it supposedly came from), a video titled "GTA 6 - First look! Wow! Grand Theft Auto 6" from 6 years ago (a video game which hasn't even come out yet) and an interview with Jill Stein.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
and this is you
image of U.S. President Donald Trump sitting in a Tesla vehicle saying "Everything's Computer'
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM