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unknownjones.bsky.social
Paul G. Courier 📨
@unknownjones.bsky.social
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[someone more left-leaning]
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unknownjones.bsky.social
there's something wrong with this Beck CD, too ☹️
Mighty No. 9 Original Sound Track CD featuring Beck (the titular Mighty No. 9) on the cover
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Equinox when?
A screenshot from Equinox for SNES. On-screen text says the following: "EQUINOX - SOLSTICE II FEATURES: * STUNNING 3D GRAPHICS * SUPERB STER..."
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Natalie Wood in disguise while robbing a bank in Penelope (1966).
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
This guy knew what was up. #Mariners #TridentsUp #Geno #GoodVibesOnly #ALCS
A Mariners fan at ALCS game 5 at T-Mobile Park after a Mariners win. He's wearing a white home jersey adorned with "SUÁREZ," the number 28, and a 2023 Seattle All-Star Week patch.
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
#5 was a called strike, stealing a base runner from the Mariners.

Fuck Marvin Hudson and this whole umpire crew.
MLB At Bat screenshot of 8 pitches from Kevin Gausman to Jore Polanco. Pitch #5 is 3-4 inches below the strike zone. The umpire called it strike 2 instead of ball 4.
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
All checked in for jury duty today at Seattle Municipal Court. This feels like a positive sign. #GoMs #Mariners #TridentsUp 🔱 #ALCS

#Seattle #JuryDuty
A framed poster with a photo of Hall of Fame Designated Hitter Edgar Martinez and the following text: "'Step up to the plate and be a Juror. I did.' -Edgar Martinez, Former Seattle Mariner | www.kingcounty.gov/JuryService | Sponsored by the King County Trial Court Coordinating Council"
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Mega Man uses Skull Barrier, which he acquires from Skull Man in Mega Man 4. Five humanoid skulls rotate around him in an eerie danse macabre.
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Holding my totally normal left hand.
AI lady's left hand looks like a skin-colored flipper. One finger is either melting or has an extra joint.
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
oh no she really did it
Kathy Griffin holding up Trump's bloody head
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Met the Philly #Phanatic tonight. #Phillies #Mariners #MLB
Two excited Seattle Mariners fans see the Philly Phanatic sitting behind them at Citizens Bank Park. The Philly Phanatic puts his arm around a nervous, laughing Seattle Mariners fan at Citizens Bank Park. The Philly Phanatic stands behind a nervous, laughing Seattle Mariners fan.
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Thinking of when my wife met Eugenio Suárez at Citi Field when the #Mariners played the Mets there in 2023. #Geno #GoodVibesOnly #SeattleMariners #ThrowbackThursday
Eugenio Suárez, as a Seattle Mariner in road navy warm-up gear, signs his baseball card for a Mariners fan behind home plate at Citi Field in Queens, New York in 2023. Eugenio Suárez, as a Seattle Mariner in road navy warm-up gear, chats with a Mariners fan behind home plate at Citi Field in Queens, New York in 2023.
July 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
robocod
a robotic fish
July 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Charlie, Dale, and Hank are a #CatStack.

#CatsOfBlueSky #VoidCats #TuxedoCats #Cats
Three cats sit on a 4-tier, suction-mounted hanging cat shelf. On the top shelf, a black cat named Charlie. On the 2nd shelf, a black cat named Dale. On the 3rd shelf, a fluffy tuxedo cat named Hank.
July 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
35 for #BigDumper, baybeeeee

#Mariners #MVP #TMobilePark
Two Seattle Mariners fans at T-Mobile Park on July 4, 2025. They're holding up three fingers (left fan) and five fingers (right fan) for Cal Raleigh's 35th home run of the season.
July 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
@governorferguson.bsky.social is fundamentally incapable of decision-making outside the framework of short-term austerity, even with rancid ethics and optics.
"invest $1B in our state's maritime industry" (Drake rejection) "invest $¾B in the state with the alligator concentration camp" (Drake acceptance)
July 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Switch hitter Abraham Toro taking a left-handed at-bat as a Seattle Mariner, giving a smoldering look toward the pitcher.
June 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
King P. Ushover
King K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country
June 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
If I walked into an arcade with a CarnEvil cabinet, I knew that I was in for a good time.
The title screen from Midway's 1998 light-gun arcade shooter CarnEvil, featuring a disembodied jester head taunting the player.
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
🫠
an emoji of a landscape painting, but melting
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Admiral Baby will take us to Candy Island or drown us all trying.
A screenshot from the Simpsons showing a diapered baby in a Navy Admiral's hat and coat wobbling on one foot while two Navy officers behind him look at him nervously. This is "Admiral Baby," a mid-season replacement comedy sitcom that appears in season 10, episode 13, "Homer to the Max."
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
The average American has three friends.
Dewey (wearing blue), Huey (wearing red), and Louie (wearing green) from Disney's Quack Pack (1996)
May 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Eat your heart out, Christianity.
An AI overview from a Google search for "the devil ate my cheese sandwich meaning." "The saying 'the devil ate my cheese sandwich' is a playful and exaggerated way of saying that something has gone wrong, or that the person is experiencing a frustrating or bad situation. It's not to be taken literally, as the devil is not a real entity. The phrase suggests a sudden disappearance or destruction of something, often a food item, in a way that seems impossibly bad luck." In the AI overview, the sentence "the devil is not a real entity" is highlighted.
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Donald Duck, dressed in a Nazi uniform and reading Mein Kampf, in the Oscar-winning animated short "Der Fuehrer's Face" (1943).
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
unknownjones.bsky.social
Ditto
Pochacco, the sporty dog, smiles and poses under the words "Thank you for voting!"
April 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
unknownjones.bsky.social
👆👉
Pochacco, the sporty dog, smiles and poses under the words "Thank you for voting!"
April 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM