The Ephemeral Emergent
universalpotentate.bsky.social
The Ephemeral Emergent
@universalpotentate.bsky.social
3P: Porn, Politics & Polemics
You need to stop making me lick my phone.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Act now!
His slots are filling up quickly!
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You are not getting less sexy.
I’m just kinda shocked how you continue to impress.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’ve started beef with someone on social media. It was in a funny “Yo Mama So ___” kinda way.
I haven’t complained about an irl grudge on social media though.
Sadly, I lead a boring life & don’t have any. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You’re literally saying “I don’t want to be an organ donor because I’ve committed myself to be an organ donor.”
I think that counts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You just look so happy & at peace when you’re bottoming.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Triple penetration with you? 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mmmm goopy 🫠🤤
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Amazingly sexyyyy!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Davey’s just out there living his best life
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Gotta lick it before I stick it though. 👅
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I love your long hair too. 😍
… we’re talking about your hair, right? 👀
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
a man in a hat says " saddle up "
ALT: a man in a hat says " saddle up "
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November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hi up there!
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You put the pump back in pumpkin pie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bernie Sanders was the correct answer
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
They really dislike consensual adult sex.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Knowing what the Turing Test is should not be niche.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dude! You are hawt!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why not 3P’d? 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s not partisan. When you figure out the Democrats are in on it, it will all make much more sense.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You’re breathing so hard. Were you in the middle of masturbating?
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Not sure.
Which hole am I finishing in?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I was unprepared to get that hard that fast.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM