The Ephemeral Emergent
@universalpotentate.bsky.social
3P: Porn, Politics & Polemics
You need to stop making me lick my phone.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You need to stop making me lick my phone.
Act now!
His slots are filling up quickly!
His slots are filling up quickly!
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Act now!
His slots are filling up quickly!
His slots are filling up quickly!
You are not getting less sexy.
I’m just kinda shocked how you continue to impress.
I’m just kinda shocked how you continue to impress.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You are not getting less sexy.
I’m just kinda shocked how you continue to impress.
I’m just kinda shocked how you continue to impress.
I’ve started beef with someone on social media. It was in a funny “Yo Mama So ___” kinda way.
I haven’t complained about an irl grudge on social media though.
Sadly, I lead a boring life & don’t have any. 😭
I haven’t complained about an irl grudge on social media though.
Sadly, I lead a boring life & don’t have any. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve started beef with someone on social media. It was in a funny “Yo Mama So ___” kinda way.
I haven’t complained about an irl grudge on social media though.
Sadly, I lead a boring life & don’t have any. 😭
I haven’t complained about an irl grudge on social media though.
Sadly, I lead a boring life & don’t have any. 😭
You’re literally saying “I don’t want to be an organ donor because I’ve committed myself to be an organ donor.”
I think that counts.
I think that counts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You’re literally saying “I don’t want to be an organ donor because I’ve committed myself to be an organ donor.”
I think that counts.
I think that counts.
You just look so happy & at peace when you’re bottoming.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You just look so happy & at peace when you’re bottoming.
Triple penetration with you? 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Triple penetration with you? 🥰
Mmmm goopy 🫠🤤
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mmmm goopy 🫠🤤
Amazingly sexyyyy!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Amazingly sexyyyy!!!
Davey’s just out there living his best life
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Davey’s just out there living his best life
Gotta lick it before I stick it though. 👅
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Gotta lick it before I stick it though. 👅
I love your long hair too. 😍
… we’re talking about your hair, right? 👀
… we’re talking about your hair, right? 👀
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love your long hair too. 😍
… we’re talking about your hair, right? 👀
… we’re talking about your hair, right? 👀
Hi up there!
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hi up there!
You put the pump back in pumpkin pie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You put the pump back in pumpkin pie.
Bernie Sanders was the correct answer
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Bernie Sanders was the correct answer
They really dislike consensual adult sex.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They really dislike consensual adult sex.
Knowing what the Turing Test is should not be niche.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Knowing what the Turing Test is should not be niche.
Dude! You are hawt!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dude! You are hawt!
Why not 3P’d? 🤷🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why not 3P’d? 🤷🏻♂️
It’s not partisan. When you figure out the Democrats are in on it, it will all make much more sense.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s not partisan. When you figure out the Democrats are in on it, it will all make much more sense.
You’re breathing so hard. Were you in the middle of masturbating?
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
You’re breathing so hard. Were you in the middle of masturbating?
Not sure.
Which hole am I finishing in?
Which hole am I finishing in?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not sure.
Which hole am I finishing in?
Which hole am I finishing in?
I was unprepared to get that hard that fast.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I was unprepared to get that hard that fast.