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@uniquitous.bsky.social
No matter what you do: never, ever let Sephiroth's music start playing (unless you're Sephiroth.)
Yeah, well you fucked up, didn't you? You never implemented the "punch an idiot via TCP/IP" RFC. And so now we have a bunch of loudmouthed dorks saying shit that would rightly get their asses kicked if they said it in a bar, without consequence.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Yeah, well you fucked up, didn't you? You never implemented the "punch an idiot via TCP/IP" RFC. And so now we have a bunch of loudmouthed dorks saying shit that would rightly get their asses kicked if they said it in a bar, without consequence.
Except that they have done things, are doing things, and continue to do things. Russian bots aren't just a conspiracy theory, and the Russians aren't the only ones in on the action. And that's just the latest iteration of psyops being propagated against the American people.
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Except that they have done things, are doing things, and continue to do things. Russian bots aren't just a conspiracy theory, and the Russians aren't the only ones in on the action. And that's just the latest iteration of psyops being propagated against the American people.
Clearly we don't have the guts to use them, or we would have by now.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Clearly we don't have the guts to use them, or we would have by now.
This seems unreliable. There are all kinds of factors at play (hydration? musculature?) and every body is a little bit different. Don't rely on this apocryphal folk-wisdom shit. Use a goddamn thermometer, it's not like they're hard to find.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This seems unreliable. There are all kinds of factors at play (hydration? musculature?) and every body is a little bit different. Don't rely on this apocryphal folk-wisdom shit. Use a goddamn thermometer, it's not like they're hard to find.
Rude of you to not even credit me (j/k)
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Rude of you to not even credit me (j/k)
Hard to sue from a 3rd world gulag.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hard to sue from a 3rd world gulag.
It's not a recent phenomenon. They're just emboldened right now.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's not a recent phenomenon. They're just emboldened right now.
Repeal the 2nd amendment. We're obviously not using it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Repeal the 2nd amendment. We're obviously not using it.
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... (I'd be broke)
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... (I'd be broke)
The moral of the story here is clear. Don't use social media. Or if you do, use it in a completely deniable fashion.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The moral of the story here is clear. Don't use social media. Or if you do, use it in a completely deniable fashion.
Chin up, there's no way he lasts another year.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Chin up, there's no way he lasts another year.
Gimme a press pass, I'll do it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gimme a press pass, I'll do it.
Beware the wrath of a patient (wo)man.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Beware the wrath of a patient (wo)man.
That was already published as "The Foundations of Geopolitics"
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That was already published as "The Foundations of Geopolitics"
Everybody rehearse: "No officer, I have no idea who shot all those Nazis."
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everybody rehearse: "No officer, I have no idea who shot all those Nazis."
When do people start shooting back?
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When do people start shooting back?
He has that in common with Russia. Both would prefer a bunch of smaller countries working at cross-purposes to a unified bloc looking out for their common interests.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He has that in common with Russia. Both would prefer a bunch of smaller countries working at cross-purposes to a unified bloc looking out for their common interests.
I wish we had some real journalists left. The proper response to this ludicrous statement would be "by what fucking metric your pusillanimous little worm?"
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I wish we had some real journalists left. The proper response to this ludicrous statement would be "by what fucking metric your pusillanimous little worm?"
Wait, I thought electrics would unleash a bloodbath? So hard to keep track.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wait, I thought electrics would unleash a bloodbath? So hard to keep track.