@gork what does this mean

I have a job and a one week old baby and I don't want to converse with strangers on the internet. put me on every block list, cowards!!!

someone end this

marlins man would have passed away due to tuberculosis, age 32

you KNOW this guy wore one of those newsboy caps to at least half a dozen TSOL shows

this is subtly the most cursed bsky thread in months, wow

Barry Zito did it too. much better pitcher, much less musical success!

the instant a senior VP gets the "increase signups .1% YoY" KPI we can kiss that one goodbye!!

if they put it in a bright green can that said HOP/JUICE in a high contrast serif font Michelob would be the number 1 selling beverage in america

hey guys, here's an idea for an app: 2300 posts every day that sound exactly like that Cromulent Fuckcrustable post. everyone loved that guy, if I recall correctly!