Mike 🇨🇦
@unifiedtheory.bsky.social
Widow, relearning life. Metal, Bruins, Dolphins and art.
This PIG’S obituary will be framed on my fucking wall, right by the front door so I can read it every fucking morning to start my day with a smile.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This PIG’S obituary will be framed on my fucking wall, right by the front door so I can read it every fucking morning to start my day with a smile.
I think the American economy is very close to the edge of the 1929 cliff.
Alarm bells should be so loud no one can hear anything but them.
The entire economy is on an AI and crypto bubble and when investors finally say “fuck it, I made enough, I’m out”, it will be a massive crash.
Alarm bells should be so loud no one can hear anything but them.
The entire economy is on an AI and crypto bubble and when investors finally say “fuck it, I made enough, I’m out”, it will be a massive crash.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think the American economy is very close to the edge of the 1929 cliff.
Alarm bells should be so loud no one can hear anything but them.
The entire economy is on an AI and crypto bubble and when investors finally say “fuck it, I made enough, I’m out”, it will be a massive crash.
Alarm bells should be so loud no one can hear anything but them.
The entire economy is on an AI and crypto bubble and when investors finally say “fuck it, I made enough, I’m out”, it will be a massive crash.
Winston just caught a touchdown pass, and he had to make a play to do it. Hilarious.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Winston just caught a touchdown pass, and he had to make a play to do it. Hilarious.
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
Absolutely lovely.
Spin the fucking clock, finish this
Spin the fucking clock, finish this
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Absolutely lovely.
Spin the fucking clock, finish this
Spin the fucking clock, finish this
How does that happen?
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How does that happen?
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
I think tonight’s election results mean there’s no fucking WAY Trump allows the midterm elections to happen without martial law or an equivalent.
Even him and the diluted handlers can’t ignore the thorough ass kicking they received tonight. They know they’re fucked next November.
Even him and the diluted handlers can’t ignore the thorough ass kicking they received tonight. They know they’re fucked next November.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think tonight’s election results mean there’s no fucking WAY Trump allows the midterm elections to happen without martial law or an equivalent.
Even him and the diluted handlers can’t ignore the thorough ass kicking they received tonight. They know they’re fucked next November.
Even him and the diluted handlers can’t ignore the thorough ass kicking they received tonight. They know they’re fucked next November.
It’s Christmas on Halloween!
Source: The Dolphins and GM Chris Grier have agreed to mutually part ways. Grier had been with the organization since 2000 and Miami’s GM since 2016.
There are no other staffing changes in the building at this time.
Adam Schefter was on it first.
There are no other staffing changes in the building at this time.
Adam Schefter was on it first.
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s Christmas on Halloween!
Oh good, tomorrow will be “51st state” non fucking stop.
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh good, tomorrow will be “51st state” non fucking stop.
Why hasn’t Chris Grier been fired?
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Why hasn’t Chris Grier been fired?
At least we aren’t paying a quarterback a zillion dollars a season who is not even worthy of being a backup at this stage.
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At least we aren’t paying a quarterback a zillion dollars a season who is not even worthy of being a backup at this stage.
I wish the owner had no loyalty.
He would fire Grier and McDaniel tonight. Trade no one unless they can get a bag of footballs for Chubb.
You simply can’t lose like this, and no one gets fired.
I have a fear that Grier somehow survives this, and ends up getting locked upstairs or something.
He would fire Grier and McDaniel tonight. Trade no one unless they can get a bag of footballs for Chubb.
You simply can’t lose like this, and no one gets fired.
I have a fear that Grier somehow survives this, and ends up getting locked upstairs or something.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wish the owner had no loyalty.
He would fire Grier and McDaniel tonight. Trade no one unless they can get a bag of footballs for Chubb.
You simply can’t lose like this, and no one gets fired.
I have a fear that Grier somehow survives this, and ends up getting locked upstairs or something.
He would fire Grier and McDaniel tonight. Trade no one unless they can get a bag of footballs for Chubb.
You simply can’t lose like this, and no one gets fired.
I have a fear that Grier somehow survives this, and ends up getting locked upstairs or something.
That’s that.
They have to fire McDaniel, and Grier needs to go with him.
The team is broken, and this quarterback is done.
They have to fire McDaniel, and Grier needs to go with him.
The team is broken, and this quarterback is done.
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That’s that.
They have to fire McDaniel, and Grier needs to go with him.
The team is broken, and this quarterback is done.
They have to fire McDaniel, and Grier needs to go with him.
The team is broken, and this quarterback is done.
My god. Make the fucking tackle.
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My god. Make the fucking tackle.
Oh my god. They did it. They got a stop they needed.
Now we get to see the other thing we know will happen.
Now we get to see the other thing we know will happen.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh my god. They did it. They got a stop they needed.
Now we get to see the other thing we know will happen.
Now we get to see the other thing we know will happen.
Allen is gaining 11 on this 3rd down.
October 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Allen is gaining 11 on this 3rd down.
I love a scheme that has J Phillips in coverage against a pass catching tight end.
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I love a scheme that has J Phillips in coverage against a pass catching tight end.
We all know what’s about to happen.
Chargers will grind down 5:00 minutes off the clock, getting 4 3rd down conversions and will kick a field goal with :50 left.
Or, they will rip off a huge play right away.
Chargers will grind down 5:00 minutes off the clock, getting 4 3rd down conversions and will kick a field goal with :50 left.
Or, they will rip off a huge play right away.
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We all know what’s about to happen.
Chargers will grind down 5:00 minutes off the clock, getting 4 3rd down conversions and will kick a field goal with :50 left.
Or, they will rip off a huge play right away.
Chargers will grind down 5:00 minutes off the clock, getting 4 3rd down conversions and will kick a field goal with :50 left.
Or, they will rip off a huge play right away.
I’m entirely finished with this quarterback.
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m entirely finished with this quarterback.
They had a lead at the half, and by the end of the 3rd quarter they’ll end up being boat raced.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They had a lead at the half, and by the end of the 3rd quarter they’ll end up being boat raced.
Why would anyone pass against us? Run it 50 times.
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why would anyone pass against us? Run it 50 times.
Why the fuck are you trying that field goal?
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Why the fuck are you trying that field goal?
Our edge players don’t even consider playing the run.
October 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Our edge players don’t even consider playing the run.
This defence is so bad, one of the worst I’ve seen for this franchise.
And Dolphin fans have seen some BAD defence in their time.
And Dolphin fans have seen some BAD defence in their time.
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This defence is so bad, one of the worst I’ve seen for this franchise.
And Dolphin fans have seen some BAD defence in their time.
And Dolphin fans have seen some BAD defence in their time.