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Og Account under same name got scammed. Anyways, im a wuss and don't have the courage to reblog or post nsfw directly, but I WILL like and reply to some so please dni if you are under 18.
WAIT WHAT!?!?!?? WHO IS THIS??
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
WAIT WHAT!?!?!?? WHO IS THIS??
So Ironhide and Ratchet, while humans would probably call them twins, I supose it might not be with cybertron cause they aren't split sparks? Or would that be like a different kind? Either way in guess they were born from a carrier being sparked with 2 destinct new sparks instead of one that split?
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So Ironhide and Ratchet, while humans would probably call them twins, I supose it might not be with cybertron cause they aren't split sparks? Or would that be like a different kind? Either way in guess they were born from a carrier being sparked with 2 destinct new sparks instead of one that split?
Honestly, war frames probably have this tactic the most. Cause magnets can also disrupt em fields. So if you think war frames mostly evolved in kaon/tarn etc and spread outward, the war frames of ground vehicles like tanks etc having babies that hide in their kibble for saftey sounds accurate.
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Honestly, war frames probably have this tactic the most. Cause magnets can also disrupt em fields. So if you think war frames mostly evolved in kaon/tarn etc and spread outward, the war frames of ground vehicles like tanks etc having babies that hide in their kibble for saftey sounds accurate.
I always imagined the magnet thing isn't with all sparklings frame type, but with some. For instance, insecticons & seekers have sharp claws, so they just grab on. They wouldn't need magnets. So imo most ground babies just stick to you. Prime out here looking like a kid's fridge at a public event
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I always imagined the magnet thing isn't with all sparklings frame type, but with some. For instance, insecticons & seekers have sharp claws, so they just grab on. They wouldn't need magnets. So imo most ground babies just stick to you. Prime out here looking like a kid's fridge at a public event
Ok, but is this calling Op a mom, or is this single dad op speaking about women in solidarity
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ok, but is this calling Op a mom, or is this single dad op speaking about women in solidarity
I imagine they try to copy the sounds around em. Like they make lil beeps and whirs normally, like baby babble, but then you also got one trying to mimic the alarm clock cause they learned it wakes their carrier up and they want attention.
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I imagine they try to copy the sounds around em. Like they make lil beeps and whirs normally, like baby babble, but then you also got one trying to mimic the alarm clock cause they learned it wakes their carrier up and they want attention.
As it should. Tho I wanna know where this propaganda is cause I rarley see anything for the lad that isn't him shipped with octane & blitzwing or some kind of noncon fic. The boi deserves so much more than what we give him
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As it should. Tho I wanna know where this propaganda is cause I rarley see anything for the lad that isn't him shipped with octane & blitzwing or some kind of noncon fic. The boi deserves so much more than what we give him
I think it's the size of the bathroom which makes it feel louder than a house bathroom. That or it's overstimulation.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I think it's the size of the bathroom which makes it feel louder than a house bathroom. That or it's overstimulation.
Skywarp with snaggle teeth is my everything
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Skywarp with snaggle teeth is my everything
No no no I really love it! I just thought it was funny cause I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Im so used to her having bright vivid red that the more dull yellow caught me off gaurd.
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No no no I really love it! I just thought it was funny cause I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Im so used to her having bright vivid red that the more dull yellow caught me off gaurd.
Took me a sec to realize my phone's eye sensativity filter wasn't too war coded but rather Ultchar here just has those colors.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Took me a sec to realize my phone's eye sensativity filter wasn't too war coded but rather Ultchar here just has those colors.
I was afraid of season 2 onward because of what they did. However now I wish to watch the good and bad parts of it. Tfp was bad on a writing level too afterall, and everyone (or most) seem to adore that series.
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I was afraid of season 2 onward because of what they did. However now I wish to watch the good and bad parts of it. Tfp was bad on a writing level too afterall, and everyone (or most) seem to adore that series.
Bro's playing a whole ass sex playlist and catches the seeker off guard cause what the fck even are some of these.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Bro's playing a whole ass sex playlist and catches the seeker off guard cause what the fck even are some of these.
Starscream regardless of the gender or aperance of the partner makes every relationship queer in some form. I don't make the rules.
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Starscream regardless of the gender or aperance of the partner makes every relationship queer in some form. I don't make the rules.
Cop prowl can be a stoner if you're not a coward! Tfa was a cop in his human form./silly
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Cop prowl can be a stoner if you're not a coward! Tfa was a cop in his human form./silly
You're either scared of her when she's being angry or violent or you're horny. Or a secret third option of both.
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You're either scared of her when she's being angry or violent or you're horny. Or a secret third option of both.
Well. Technically if we wanna be more specific, it would be torture because those two probably use it as foreplay
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Well. Technically if we wanna be more specific, it would be torture because those two probably use it as foreplay
The duck is a mandatory observer on the top of the desk
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The duck is a mandatory observer on the top of the desk
Iirc idw hot rod does smth similar for a panel. Hdead falling into his chest like a mid transformation
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Iirc idw hot rod does smth similar for a panel. Hdead falling into his chest like a mid transformation
You do NOT want to hear my list if SHOCKSTAR is torture lmao
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You do NOT want to hear my list if SHOCKSTAR is torture lmao
This is making me want to base Kaonite/Tarnish off Scandanavian languages. I originally thought to base it on Slavic but Swedish Megs is growing on me too much
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is making me want to base Kaonite/Tarnish off Scandanavian languages. I originally thought to base it on Slavic but Swedish Megs is growing on me too much
Swedish megs feels like someone that feels like they hold the intimidating soul of a viking but then speaks like the shop owner in the mountains from Frozen.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Swedish megs feels like someone that feels like they hold the intimidating soul of a viking but then speaks like the shop owner in the mountains from Frozen.
This reminds me of how i imagine Insecticon wingspeak
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This reminds me of how i imagine Insecticon wingspeak