Jayden
@unicrnstwprsnts.bsky.social
Just a dice goblin from Vegas making it through whatever tf is going on here
Yes! Managed to beat my reading goal for the year. Last year's record was 127 books. This year's goal was 150, and I'm already working through #151!
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes! Managed to beat my reading goal for the year. Last year's record was 127 books. This year's goal was 150, and I'm already working through #151!
Man, I cannot wait for my new office chair to get here 😭 one more week of this janky temp chair. I can do this.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Man, I cannot wait for my new office chair to get here 😭 one more week of this janky temp chair. I can do this.
Maaaan, I miss caroling. I haven't done it since high school.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Maaaan, I miss caroling. I haven't done it since high school.
Gotta love it when a day shift coworker can assign you a bunch of shit to do on a daily basis like they're your manager, but the minute you ask them to look into 2 things it becomes a fuckin problem
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November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gotta love it when a day shift coworker can assign you a bunch of shit to do on a daily basis like they're your manager, but the minute you ask them to look into 2 things it becomes a fuckin problem
Fuck, gotta love starting off the day waking up from a depressing ass dream...
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fuck, gotta love starting off the day waking up from a depressing ass dream...
I like to set reading goals every year, otherwise I just don't read. So far I'm at 129 of 150 finished. 44 days and 21 books to go!
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I like to set reading goals every year, otherwise I just don't read. So far I'm at 129 of 150 finished. 44 days and 21 books to go!
Y'know, when I finally got Gary out of the rift to search his body....I didn't expect to loot his skin #outerworlds2
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Y'know, when I finally got Gary out of the rift to search his body....I didn't expect to loot his skin #outerworlds2
"I want to break him to the point that I can lick the madness from his mind."
- Another PC's alternate personality talking about my PC 🙃
- Another PC's alternate personality talking about my PC 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"I want to break him to the point that I can lick the madness from his mind."
- Another PC's alternate personality talking about my PC 🙃
- Another PC's alternate personality talking about my PC 🙃
Cool, cool, definitely going to be out of my meds before my psych office can get me in. Gotta love when your doctor moves out of state 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Cool, cool, definitely going to be out of my meds before my psych office can get me in. Gotta love when your doctor moves out of state 🙃
As someone who enjoyed the original #Solasta on console, my only hope for #Solasta2 is that they improve the inventory management system, because, damn was that shit was annoying on console. So much so that I barely touched the game past the main story, because I didn't want to deal with it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Can I just say something?"
Brooooooo, you haven't stopped talking since the start 😭 slotted for 30 minutes, extended to 2 hours
Brooooooo, you haven't stopped talking since the start 😭 slotted for 30 minutes, extended to 2 hours
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"Can I just say something?"
Brooooooo, you haven't stopped talking since the start 😭 slotted for 30 minutes, extended to 2 hours
Brooooooo, you haven't stopped talking since the start 😭 slotted for 30 minutes, extended to 2 hours
Wow, my downstairs neighbor is wild. I really just heard her say to her child "I hope something happens to me during my surgery tomorrow so you get to live with that guilt."
a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .
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October 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wow, my downstairs neighbor is wild. I really just heard her say to her child "I hope something happens to me during my surgery tomorrow so you get to live with that guilt."
A booming blast of thunder that sounded like it was right outside my window that went on for nearly 15 seconds and the power dropping out, all for what? 10 minutes of rain?
And now I got loud ass fire trucks going up and down the street? Fuck off with this Vegas weather 😭
And now I got loud ass fire trucks going up and down the street? Fuck off with this Vegas weather 😭
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A booming blast of thunder that sounded like it was right outside my window that went on for nearly 15 seconds and the power dropping out, all for what? 10 minutes of rain?
And now I got loud ass fire trucks going up and down the street? Fuck off with this Vegas weather 😭
And now I got loud ass fire trucks going up and down the street? Fuck off with this Vegas weather 😭
When it's 8 hours past the time your paycheck normally hits and you're like
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October 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When it's 8 hours past the time your paycheck normally hits and you're like
Welp, just created the NAPR radio station for our home D&D game. New Avalon Public Radio will be just like it sounds, giving our DM a chance to play lore related monologues and drop plot hints.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Welp, just created the NAPR radio station for our home D&D game. New Avalon Public Radio will be just like it sounds, giving our DM a chance to play lore related monologues and drop plot hints.
When you ask for honey mustard and wind up with honey and mustard 😭
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When you ask for honey mustard and wind up with honey and mustard 😭
Also, I'm loving tf outta this spooky bitch #digimon #timestranger
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Also, I'm loving tf outta this spooky bitch #digimon #timestranger
Special Tip for those starting #digimon #timestranger - buy 4 barbecue skewers and 3 fruit tarts from the food vendor relatively early on. You'll thank me later.
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Special Tip for those starting #digimon #timestranger - buy 4 barbecue skewers and 3 fruit tarts from the food vendor relatively early on. You'll thank me later.
Just finished season 2 of To Your Eternity and holy fuck
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September 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just finished season 2 of To Your Eternity and holy fuck
Me: That was a productive meeting.
Also me:
Also me:
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September 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Me: That was a productive meeting.
Also me:
Also me:
Man, I don't have any friends who watch One Piece, so I have no one to discuss things with....
like the fact that the people of Indonesia are displaying the Straw Hat Pirate Flag, when they have a famous figure from their history named Joyoboyo, whose father was a revolutionary.
like the fact that the people of Indonesia are displaying the Straw Hat Pirate Flag, when they have a famous figure from their history named Joyoboyo, whose father was a revolutionary.
August 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Man, I don't have any friends who watch One Piece, so I have no one to discuss things with....
like the fact that the people of Indonesia are displaying the Straw Hat Pirate Flag, when they have a famous figure from their history named Joyoboyo, whose father was a revolutionary.
like the fact that the people of Indonesia are displaying the Straw Hat Pirate Flag, when they have a famous figure from their history named Joyoboyo, whose father was a revolutionary.
Goddamn. When the icky gets so sticky the grinder gets hot 😩
August 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Goddamn. When the icky gets so sticky the grinder gets hot 😩
I'm really waiting for an angry "Welcome to the Jungle" parody about the current events in the country. Something like
Welcome to the blood show,
We got lies and pain.
We got every kind of fascist,
Drunk on power, off the chain
Welcome to the blood show,
We got lies and pain.
We got every kind of fascist,
Drunk on power, off the chain
August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm really waiting for an angry "Welcome to the Jungle" parody about the current events in the country. Something like
Welcome to the blood show,
We got lies and pain.
We got every kind of fascist,
Drunk on power, off the chain
Welcome to the blood show,
We got lies and pain.
We got every kind of fascist,
Drunk on power, off the chain