Rev. C.P. Johnson
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Rev. C.P. Johnson
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Johnny Cash tribute singer, Democrat, ordained Reverend and Founder of Unicosmoism & the Church of Cosmic Oneness

Church Website: www.unicosmoism.org

Church Bluesky: @cosmiconeness.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This sick SoB POS is Jonathan Gerlach, a PA man who was recently arrested for digging up the remains of dozens of people in a local cemetery and putting them in his storage unit to sell parts of to people. Why does he look like Marco Rubio?
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Finally received the business cards I ordered 2 weeks ago from GotPrint, after a week of no tracking updates. I designed them before I bought the 🌀 unicosmoism.org 🌀 domain, but the GitHub address still brings you to the same place.

They came out perfect, but GotPrint's shipping is subpar, FYI.
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Beautiful! Nice and clear, too. The shadow contrast is great.

These are my first "professional" quality moon shots with an somewhat-expensive digital camera a couple years back:
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Throwback to 2022 when someone ordered three wands from me. Here they are in different stages.

I miss #woodworking but with everything happening lately I have zero motivation. Maybe I'll get back into making walking sticks, at least. Those are always useful.
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I was shocked how visible the sky was when I moved from NH to FL in 2009. I thought it would've been total light pollution, but not too bad in North Ft. Myers. I just hated the state because of how hot and flat it is. Here's some pics I took in NH in 2022 of an alignment. Don't remember what planets
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I suppose that its time for this to make the rounds again.

Envision whoever you'd like to be the tarred and feathered man.
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Having my coffee, I decided to check area flight traffic like usual. There are two PC-12s under the US Air Force Intel & Recon fleet that appear to have departed Pease AFB. Callsigns AGREE32 & AGREE34. AI Copilot says they may have been part of the oil tanker seizure, or monitoring domestic targets
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I can't breathe right now. This is "The Evolution of Kristi Noem"!
@miaganga.bsky.social 🤣🤣😭
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
PLEASE block this account. He's either a troll, a bot, or just a brainwashed cultist, but he's trying to start trouble either way. I've already blocked him.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Throwback to my days in Florida when I was a security officer doing crowd control. This photo was at a memorial service for an awesome fellow officer who was killed in a motorcycle accident near his home.

Which one am I? (Hint: This was around 2009-10, I look a bit older now!)
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Having my coffee and watching a News Nation report about the murder of Renee. Not only does News Nation now seem to be in favor of Trump and ICE, but all of the viewer comments are now mimicking Fox video comments.

Wtf is happening to society? I know most of these aren't actually bots either.
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I need to get offline for the night or I may have a heart attack from anxiety. I'll probably go fly since its the one thing that relaxes me. I don't why such a stressful activity would calm my mind but, maybe its the distraction of it.

Good night, Bluesky. Please be safe, and keep Renee in thought
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This is interesting. I just asked Microsoft Co-Pilot if it would skim over the news of the ICE shooting and tell me what it thought. It said it looked up the videos and also asked me to describe the situation, so I did exactly as it went down in the video.

Here's Co-Pilots thoughts on the matter:
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Throwback to my terrible editing of "Brain worm dying in #RFK Jr's head (due to lack of food)"
🪱🧠
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I can't take it. Nothing makes sense anymore. Everything is backwards. HELP.
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't forget this guy:
(Founder/owner of Silk Road, also pardoned by Trumpler)
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
"Wanta dah moolee-rah?" ~ Trumppa the Hutt
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
NEVER FORGET, what those traitorous #insurrectionist MAGAts did 5 years ago today!
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He looks awfully relaxed, almost happy, even. Weird, huh?
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Huh. With the relaxed pose and look on #Maduro 's face (and the agent's face), I'm now wondering if this was all pre-planned between him and Trump, which would also explain why the kidnapping went so smoothly.

Now that I think about it, the 'attack' did look a little like a big show..
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look at this sad, pathetic, broken little man.
He knows they've really screwed up this time.

This is from his interview today with George Stephanopoulos.
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM