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Augs&RockyFella
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Unracing cyclist with Matt Damon obsessed Jack Russell makes drastic changes in late 40’s. Still a Lions fanatic. I hate Ohio.
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Just got off the phone with my VA doctor. Everyone there is devastated and confused by Alex’s death, but they’re committed to continuing to do whatever they can for veterans.

I have the best team in the US. Nothing stops these people at the VA. They just refuse to not show up.
This is better than the actual hearing.
“I’m Not Going to Get in the Gutter With This Woman.” — Pam Bondi vs. Rep. Jayapal on Epstein files
YouTube video by Diaper Diplomacy
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“I will suck boots. I will tie their knots with my tongue if I need to.”
-my brother, anticipating how to avoid a ticket while en route to AZ (to deliver my bike).
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dear Orangeman,

You can’t take the pride flag from my home.
You can’t stop me from wearing a rainbow.
You can’t legislate gay existence- we are born everyday.
You can’t stop me from advocating for equal rights.

That’s right. I’m still gay.
a woman is holding a gun in a car and says `` it 's not illegal . ''
ALT: a woman is holding a gun in a car and says `` it 's not illegal . ''
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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I'm pretty confident we wouldn't be seeing Kamala fighting to protect herself from allegations of raping children, nor her staff being dragged in front of Congress weekly for lying about raping children and murdering citizens.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Kid Rock's halftime show was pre-taped on a soundstage in Atlanta, and they paid 200 actors to pretend to enjoy it..
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Is it bad that I enjoy the ice skating more than the skiing?

Maybe it’s the fact that cycling is the same movement as skiing and therefore because I cycle so often- I don’t care?

I’m so high I’m almost connected to starlink. Someone please help me answer these questions.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Congrats to all Seahawks fans who voted for Kamala Harris!

#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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“A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare…”

The political attacks on healthcare for young trans people has horrific outcomes. Trans youth deserve to thrive.

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New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks | Good Law Project
A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare
goodlawproject.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Did people know that Bad Bunny had to wear a bullet proof vest under his Tuxedo at the Grammy awards ceremony due to so many death threats? Hey losers, your orange hero rapes children. You should be focusing your anger towards that and not on someone who was asked to play the Super Bowl #USDemocracy
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Bad bunny: sings in Spanish
Will wear a dress
Green Day: anti fascism
Melissa McCarthy: starring in Latin style commercial during superbowl.
a woman with a surprised look on her face says " more of this "
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face says " more of this "
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February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Mullet bike build is coming along.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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BREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Might head out to the desert tonight to scream and smoke weed. I’ll probably eat some cheese too.

And maybe scream some more. It’s for mental health purposes.

(Previous solution: pool noodles slammed into ground, repeatedly)

Will post results.
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Im going to name that picture "The Minnesota Effect"
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Happening now: breathtaking aerial view of today’s immense protest in Minneapolis Minnesota! Just wow 🤩
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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It would just be too delicious-after everything Trump had ICE do to Minnesota-if Minneapolis won

I am envisioning ketchup on every wall in Mar-a-Lago

www.thenation.com/article/acti...
“The Nation” Nominates Minneapolis for the Nobel Peace Prize
With their resistance to violent authoritarianism, the people of Minneapolis have renewed the spirit of Dr. King’s call for “the positive affirmation of peace.”
www.thenation.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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ICE chases Minneapolis protestor...🤣
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 AM