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Unholy Moses
@unholymoses.bsky.social
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He/Him. Liberal af. Follow if you enjoy very little OC but some reposts.
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Roasterie Autumn Harvest (milled.com/the-roasteri...) with enough sugar and creamer to kake it "tan white boy" color.

And that I am apparently enjoying alone as i am the only in the office, lmao.
A picture of a large, teal colored coffee tumbler with a black lid. It is filled with piping hot and tasty coffee.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Also: stand by your grill if grilling a turkey wrapped in bacon.

Unless you want a zebra turkey.

Trust me.
A picture of a cooked turkey, sitting in a glass pan, with black stripes and a cauterized leg due to it literally catching fire when my dumb ass forgot to check the drip pan in the grill was full and not empty and ready to turn dripped bacon grease i to a raging inferno. Turkey was delicious, tho. Very smokey flavor.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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An image of an incredibly Caucasian dude who is apparently supposed to be Jesus, staring down at the Earth from space, with text that read "Oh hell yeah these are the sins I died for." at the bottom.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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A female reporter holding a microphone up to a trashcan with the text "Anything else?" at the bottom, signifying that this Jacobin take, like most all Jacobin takes, is hot fucking garbage.
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
An image of the Mutts Cutts dog van from the movie Dumb and Dumber.
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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A certificate form with yellow text at the top that reads "Congratulations." Under it is a form that reads: "Presented to: Random Internet Person. For: Horrifying me beyond comprehension. You did it! Date: Just now. Signed: Literally everyone" at bottom right there is a big, anthropomorphic yellow star.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Lmfao
A fuzzy, zoomed in image of a Waffle House employee with what appears to be a mullet and mustache waving as part of him photo bombing another image.
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A screenshot from SpongeBob cartoon of a certificate. It reads, "Restraining Order. This order hereby declares that THIS SHIT is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fucking eyes."
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Ginger napping while ensuring her bear doesn't go anywhere without her knowing. (Reposted with alt text this time.)
A dog with light brown hair is napping in a soft sided kennel. She is part dachshund and has a paw still touching her fuzzy plush toy bear.
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A young blonde haired girl pointing upward and to the viewers right. Text at bottom reads, "go apologize to God"
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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An image with a yellow background. At bottom is a the top of a cartoon bird's head, his eyes clearly angry. At top, black text reads, "Born to be silly, but I'm mad at the government. "
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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A painting of a crow on a red background with text at top left that reads, "the crow wants to know if you took your meds."
August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This dude right here will never have a better chance. Like, my guy, you 100% do not have a full dance card. Know your limits.

Riley is too good for all of them and I hope she finds someone cool.
August 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A black and white image of GI Robot from the series "Creature Commandos" with text reading, "I do not enjoy landscapes devoid of dead Nazis"
July 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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LinkedIn is just Facebook for people whose jobs are their entire identity, but...I might have to do that free 30-day ofder thing because HOO BOY do I wanna know who these people are.
A screenshot from my LinkedIn page showing i had visitors from someone who works at "Biden for President" and another who works at the White House.
July 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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I've had rich people food and it sucks ass. Gimme a Sloppy Joe any day of the week.
June 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A woman holding a microphone to a trash can with the text, "Anything else?" at the bottom. This is a response to a Washington Post editorial that is some of the dumbest fucking trash I've ever read.
June 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You're an idiot.
A chart that shows how the number of left handed people magically exploded, even though it was actually people who were finally allowed to be left handed. The same is true for autism, where people once considered problematic or mentally handicapped are now considered autistic, this leading to fake explosion of autistic people.
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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This dude is questioning every life choice he made that led him here.
An image of a balding white man with a dark suit jacket, white shirt, and red tie -- presumably a member of the Secret Service -- with a look of disappointment on his face as he watches the richest man in the world play with silverware like a child.
March 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I think this is your answer:
A screenshot showing 1,200 replies, 280 reposts or quote posts, and just 23 likes to Matt's post here, which is one of the greatest ratios of all time and shows that BlueSky mostly found his take painfully stupid.
March 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Had some medical stuff today and someone wrote a tiny little "RFK SUX" on the bathroom wall grout lmfao.
A tile wall with a hard to read "RFK SUX" written in Sharpie on the grout.
February 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I really love lists here.
A screenshot of the Newsmax bluesky page showing it was already blocked due to being added to the list "Nazis."
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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My favorite Pals are:

- Vixy (she looks like our PomChi)
- Chillet (because of course)
- Relaxaurus Lux (my derpy, rocket-launcher-equipped destruction boi)

vote.pocketpair.jp/en/202501/co...
An image with the text "Favorite Pal" at top and images of Pals from the video game Palworld. At left is No. 14 Vixy; center is No. 55 Chillet; and at right is No. 858 Relaxaurus Rex.
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM