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Sascrotch
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Fix the world, Bitch!
Roger's telling his staff to get down to Hobby Lobby toot sweet & get an NFL peace prize trophy made
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
by the power vested in me, it's called handegg now. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not saying they didn't earn their way there, but it definitely did not hurt that they had, at minimum, a guaranteed home game for every 1st playoff game, and could typically pad their record enough to usually get a 1st rd bye
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Problem is, if a politician (of any stripe) ever is truly anticorruption, gains any traction or clout in the public sphere, gains the attention of the donor class and special interests, and doesn't IMMEDIATELY start cashing their checks & hollowing out their platform accordingly...they'll be the 1st
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There's some things that (in theory) keep getting better with time & technology. Toilets are something we nailed pretty much right away, they do their job & don't even need electricity, leave em alone
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every building you enter that's more than 100 years old has a story like "this isn't the original building, the first one burnt down" gee I wonder why, dumb idiots from the past?
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I hate how much sense this makes
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ah spellcheck, the first version of AI to disappoint us
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Very fond memories of my first Xbox bowl, high as a kite playing NBA2k shooting nothing but halfcourt shots & laughing our ass off the entire time
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
if there's one thing the Smallville/Riverdale/Dawson's Creek set wants more of, it's Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
hey, they could [allegedly] throw a brick of cocaine up at one of the missiles headed toward their burning raft
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"The sun rises. It is always doing that." That sun, what a rascal
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That sneeze where after it happens, you just sit there in silence, eyes closed riding the pain wave
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
coincidentally often accompanied by drug addiction
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
There comes a point where you realize as an adult there's never going to be another feeling in your life like the Christmas morning when you were 12 & got a new gaming system & spent Christmas day eating candy & playing video games, and choice is either accept & move on or become a drug addict
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
At what point does she get to sue for harassment
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Allow me to introduce new Penn State Head Coach Al Golden
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Muppet Steven Tyler is the easiest crossover imaginable
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
RGIII is a social media engineer, he knew in that entire post he had nothing but another boring "this team over that team for the playoff post," a dime a dozen this time of year

He knew punctuating it with the dumb comment at the end is what would give it the juice.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"He desired. He desired being desired. He desired desiring."

*plop*
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Imagine a gigantic craft filled with servers, tethered to the earth by a single ethernet cord
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ND in the playoff over Miami makes no sense*

*- I watched a 3 point home win 4 months ago, immediately went into a coma & haven't watched a down of football since
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM