@unexplainedbacn.bsky.social
Pro choice, pro LGBTQ+, pro wrestling.
I can't believe the LAPD isn't looking out for their people with their sterling record on such things.
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I can't believe the LAPD isn't looking out for their people with their sterling record on such things.
Happy birthday! I'm right behind you at 43. It's not so bad outside of the joint pain.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Happy birthday! I'm right behind you at 43. It's not so bad outside of the joint pain.
Yeah, following the law stops you from ABDUCTING A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, following the law stops you from ABDUCTING A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD
Except, of course, all the things they hid
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Except, of course, all the things they hid
Here's to having the incredible paper copy of the Onion.
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Here's to having the incredible paper copy of the Onion.
Man, he's going to hit .210 this season, isn't he?
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Man, he's going to hit .210 this season, isn't he?
Get em, Kat!
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Get em, Kat!
Every time I think these guys can't possibly be bigger losers
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Every time I think these guys can't possibly be bigger losers
I have called that man The Onion Sandwich since the Aussie blog where they watched a football game for the first time because of Jarryd Hayne. They said he looks like he eats onion sandwiches. Just an incredible observation.
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I have called that man The Onion Sandwich since the Aussie blog where they watched a football game for the first time because of Jarryd Hayne. They said he looks like he eats onion sandwiches. Just an incredible observation.
To use a quote from office space, why should we change when they're the ones who suck? It's easier to change the party than to invent a new one and gain traction.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
To use a quote from office space, why should we change when they're the ones who suck? It's easier to change the party than to invent a new one and gain traction.
I legitimately can't even make a joke about this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I legitimately can't even make a joke about this.
I just don't get how so many people fell for his shit or are afraid of him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I just don't get how so many people fell for his shit or are afraid of him.
I once brought too many snacks with me on a work trip and my coworkers had to wait as they swabbed each and every one because they thought they might be bombs.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I once brought too many snacks with me on a work trip and my coworkers had to wait as they swabbed each and every one because they thought they might be bombs.
Me reading this and laughing like Sam Neil at the end of In the Mouth of Madness
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me reading this and laughing like Sam Neil at the end of In the Mouth of Madness
I legitimately did not bank on this many people being so incredibly stupid
September 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I legitimately did not bank on this many people being so incredibly stupid
Which passage in the Bible tells people to seek vengeance?
September 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Which passage in the Bible tells people to seek vengeance?
One of my best friend's sisters told me I'm racist because my wife is vegan. I've known her since she was 6 years old and she was friends with my wife. I don't even really understand her point to this day and just told her to enjoy her Internet points and blocked her. I don't have time for this shit
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One of my best friend's sisters told me I'm racist because my wife is vegan. I've known her since she was 6 years old and she was friends with my wife. I don't even really understand her point to this day and just told her to enjoy her Internet points and blocked her. I don't have time for this shit
No, this will make me look like a muffin.
July 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No, this will make me look like a muffin.
I already love hot dogs; you don't have to sell me on eating them.
July 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I already love hot dogs; you don't have to sell me on eating them.
The Philadelphia Snowballs
June 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Philadelphia Snowballs