california fires are now interfering with my regularly scheduled podcasts.

I am open to debate on whether a government ban on tik tok is too far or not too far enough. I am, however, curious what happens when gen z peels its eyeballs off the app and rejoins society. gen alpha will probably have an immediate dopamine crash and die. #replaceable

ex-special forces.
blue collar job.
kidnapped girl.
beat up the guys to get her back.

which Jason Statham movie am I talking about?

#nowronganswers

is there a bit of riff from ravel's bolero in the closing synths of shine on you crazy diamond part 9? #pinkfloyd

who decided my news fees was going to be all about mark zuckerberg, today? can that person please go back in time and give me the regularly scheduled kitten videos I require, each day, in order to stop myself advocating the beheading of aristocrats like mark zuckerberg?

My favorite pun I made this year (yes, I made it on Threads, look, Bluesky and I agreed that it's fine to see other people, okay)

thank you @cbbworld.bsky.social

i audibly cackled at "...it's soup..."

Kulap throwing SOLID punches.

y'all, a feral grandma dropped a twosie in the hedges outside a mcdonalds, in full view of the highway. what the hell is going on!? #dayton

CBB. 2025. #cheadleweneadle

I suggest we rename Wednesday. No shade to Odin, but I propose BonanasForBonanza day, or Bonananzaday. who is with me?
#bonanasforbonanaza

I just spent a few moments reading negative reviews for war of the rohirrim and I believe i have located the most bitter and aggrieved men on earth.

the next uhc ceo will be just as bad. how many turtles do you want "heroes" to murder? it's turtles all the way down.

past few yearsof cbb best of voting i have voted a straight @lilyyily.bsky.social ticket. but then @vicmmic.bsky.social played a pokemon trainer concerned with the red pill pipeline created when pokeballs got wifi. how do I choose now?

try to explain american politics in 10 seconds. I'll go first.

youtu.be/y5FNoFIfl1Y?...

let joe biden go rogue. he's been kicked around. he is leaving. he's got nothing to lose. commute all federal death row sentences. sign some executive orders. let's gooooooooo!

watched someone's car stall on north main in dayton. declined to stop because I didn't want to be late for work. got to work and a stray piece of wire stabbed me in the leg when I was getting out of my truck. I hear you, universe.

I have spent more than a decade perfecting the from scratch pumpkin pie. this year, I made one sweet potato pie. pumpkin pie can eat shit. sweet potato pie is easier and tastes better. I have wasted so. much. time.

accidentally overcooked rice. continued on to congee. don't like congee. treated it like oatmeal. honey butter. maple syrup. 10/10. feels like crime.