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John - The Undead Institute
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Web Designer/Developer, Storyteller, and Zombie Puncher from the https://undead.institute
Eight Word Story 274

“Zombies aren’t that bad?!?!?” “They just need hugs!”
Eight Word Story 274
“Zombies aren’t that bad?!?!?” “They just need hugs!”
undead.institute
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fewer Keyframes, Fewer Zombies to Fight

It's best to use as few keyframes as possible to get your desired result. Fewer keyframes are easier to manage and easier to update if you make a big change. That said, you need enough keyframes to get the movement or change that you want, so use as many as…
Fewer Keyframes, Fewer Zombies to Fight
It's best to use as few keyframes as possible to get your desired result. Fewer keyframes are easier to manage and easier to update if you make a big change. That said, you need enough keyframes to get the movement or change that you want, so use as many as you need.
undead.institute
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Eight Word Story 273

She underline tagged the rather misspelled zombeee hordeses.
Eight Word Story 273
She underline tagged the rather misspelled zombeee hordeses.
undead.institute
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What’s a zombie’s favorite type of fence?

Chaaain link
What’s a zombie’s favorite type of fence?
Chaaain link
undead.institute
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Eight Word Story 272

The zombie apocalypse couldn’t stand against the cute-pocalypse.
Eight Word Story 272
The zombie apocalypse couldn’t stand against the cute-pocalypse.
undead.institute
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“You’re As Good at Picking Technology as a Zombie!”

“Your technology choice sucks.” Someone will always believe this to be true no matter what you choose. As long as you’ve thought through what technology to use and why, balancing the pros and cons, they are wrong.
“You’re As Good at Picking Technology as a Zombie!”
“Your technology choice sucks.” Someone will always believe this to be true no matter what you choose. As long as you’ve thought through what technology to use and why, balancing the pros and cons, they are wrong.
undead.institute
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Eight Word Story 271

They attributed his title to zombie smashing skills
Eight Word Story 271
They attributed his title to zombie smashing skills
undead.institute
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
What’s a zombie’s favorite part of a cell?

The membraaane
What’s a zombie’s favorite part of a cell?
The membraaane
undead.institute
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Eight Word Story 270

He never found true love till zombies arrived.
Eight Word Story 270
He never found true love till zombies arrived.
undead.institute
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Zombie HTML Spacing

The Zombie: Using
or   for spacing (instead of CSS) Always a Zombie? Pretty Much Severity: Medium to Low, while it can make your site look terrible, the content is accessible and available. Why is it a Zombie: Particularly with so many different screen sizes, it’s…
Zombie HTML Spacing
The Zombie: Using <br> or   for spacing (instead of CSS) Always a Zombie? Pretty Much Severity: Medium to Low, while it can make your site look terrible, the content is accessible and available. Why is it a Zombie: Particularly with so many different screen sizes, it’s unlikely that many, if any, users will look at the website at the exact width you’re using when you build the site.
undead.institute
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Daisy Chaining Your Post-Apocalyptic Weapons

JavaScript processes functions, and so on, from the left, so you can daisy chain functions together like: document.getElementById("list").appendChild( listOfHumanRefuges ); JavaScript will take the document object and run the getElementById on it. When…
Daisy Chaining Your Post-Apocalyptic Weapons
JavaScript processes functions, and so on, from the left, so you can daisy chain functions together like: document.getElementById("list").appendChild( listOfHumanRefuges ); JavaScript will take the document object and run the getElementById on it. When getElementById returns an element, it'll then run appendChild on that element. If this is still confusing or makes less sense to you, there's no need to worry about it. Structure your code whatever way makes sense to you and whatever way will make sense to whomever looks at it later (including future you)
undead.institute
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Eight Word Story 269

His zombie was filled with deadly s
Eight Word Story 269
His zombie <template> was filled with deadly <slot>s
undead.institute
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What’s a zombie’s favorite favorite form of poetry?

Quatraaains
What’s a zombie’s favorite favorite form of poetry?
Quatraaains
undead.institute
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Eight Word Story 268

His zombie performance: longer than his acting career.
Eight Word Story 268
His zombie performance: longer than his acting career.
undead.institute
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
CamelCasing Zombie CSS (in JavaScript)

About the only major CSS property that doesn't follow the exact property name (e.g. color) or camelCase for hyphenated properties (e.g. backgroundColor) is float, because float is a reserved word in JavaScript. The CSS float property in JavaScript is…
CamelCasing Zombie CSS (in JavaScript)
About the only major CSS property that doesn't follow the exact property name (e.g. color) or camelCase for hyphenated properties (e.g. backgroundColor) is float, because float is a reserved word in JavaScript. The CSS float property in JavaScript is cssFloat: #zombie { float: left; } zombie.style.cssFloat = "left"; In JavaScript, float stands for floating-point numbers, more commonly known as decimals, or any number that includes a decimal point.
undead.institute
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Eight Word Story 267

He attributed his style to fighting zombie hordes.
Eight Word Story 267
He attributed his style to fighting zombie hordes.
undead.institute
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
How would a zombie describe his existence?

Mundaaane
How would a zombie describe his existence?
Mundaaane
undead.institute
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Eight Word Story 266

She removed her brightness filter and blinded zombies.
Eight Word Story 266
She removed her brightness filter and blinded zombies.
undead.institute
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reordering the Undead

Switching things around on-screen (rows vs columns, etc.) will not change the order in the source code; thus, screen readers and search engines will read things in the code order. If the order of items affects how someone might understand the content, it’s best to change the…
Reordering the Undead
Switching things around on-screen (rows vs columns, etc.) will not change the order in the source code; thus, screen readers and search engines will read things in the code order. If the order of items affects how someone might understand the content, it’s best to change the source code/content, not just the visual display.
undead.institute
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Eight Word Story 265

His fake id (attribute) still stopped zombies dead.
Eight Word Story 265
His fake id (attribute) still stopped zombies dead.
undead.institute
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What’s a zombie’s favorite way of seeing how the wind blows?

Weather Vaaanes
What’s a zombie’s favorite way of seeing how the wind blows?
Weather Vaaanes
undead.institute
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Eight Word Story 264

The zombie contagion spread through unprotected computer networks.
Eight Word Story 264
The zombie contagion spread through unprotected computer networks.
undead.institute
October 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Transforming Transformed Undead

If you separate them with a space, you can do multiple transform functions at a time (e.g., a translation and a rotation). The order you put them in is very important, as the next transform function will take the result of the previous transform as its input. This…
Transforming Transformed Undead
If you separate them with a space, you can do multiple transform functions at a time (e.g., a translation and a rotation). The order you put them in is very important, as the next transform function will take the result of the previous transform as its input. This means that if you translate and then rotate, you’ll have moved the element over, and then rotated it.
undead.institute
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Eight Word Story 263

You’d think every zombie-killing element would be draggable.
Eight Word Story 263
You’d think every zombie-killing element would be draggable.
undead.institute
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What do you call a zombie with bad breath?

Normal
What do you call a zombie with bad breath?
Normal
undead.institute
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM