why didn’t our germophobic president fire him for spooky felching at a distance

the substitute teacher who tells you about his hemorrhoids and makes a boob joke about your regular teacher who's getting chemo

no, it’s worse

but attributing his worldview to ‘never being in the real world’ like he’s Lucille Bluth is a a category error: he very much experienced (and now creates) the real world and that’s more disturbing

if the worst threat were people who grew up wealthy, we’d be in better shape

well Tarek Mansour wasn’t ‘born into wealth‘ so

Union Sq Fridays I think

I’m not concerned, if pedophiles knew about the gross parts they wouldn’t be pedophiles

I like watching spoofs because even when they’re bad they can get at essential truths about the source. Like ‘Jekyll and Hyde Together Again’ is full of rancid 80s racist jokes, but fundamentally understands Mr. Hyde is a rapist Disco Stu

when the elite consensus (not just on the right, but also the older center) is that Rape Is Good, Actually it’s really strange to imply men are being asked to do the work

Frequently immersing yourself in live music is just as vital as frequently immersing yourself in nature. They are two forms of the same energy and your soul requires heavy dosages.

yes, in the way a man can want to impregnate you but also want to eat his cum out of your ass

roof gone, George Jefferson