Older and Slyer
@unclewolfy.bsky.social
Need a good 'dad', but want a bad one?
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
I have pretty good luck arranging that sort of thing. If ever we have a mutual con, I’ll see about it ;)
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I have pretty good luck arranging that sort of thing. If ever we have a mutual con, I’ll see about it ;)
I’m a biter. I know what to guard against ;)
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’m a biter. I know what to guard against ;)
Get two. That one’s liable to get ripped by some fangs and claws.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Get two. That one’s liable to get ripped by some fangs and claws.
We’ll just track you by smell.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We’ll just track you by smell.
There’s no “turn off reposts” button for individual accounts.
That’s why I only follow about a quarter of the ones who follow me.
Too much detritus, too many reruns.
That’s why I only follow about a quarter of the ones who follow me.
Too much detritus, too many reruns.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There’s no “turn off reposts” button for individual accounts.
That’s why I only follow about a quarter of the ones who follow me.
Too much detritus, too many reruns.
That’s why I only follow about a quarter of the ones who follow me.
Too much detritus, too many reruns.
*sigh* poor kid.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*sigh* poor kid.
Eat whatever you want, I’ll just fuck you in the shower ;)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Eat whatever you want, I’ll just fuck you in the shower ;)
Only until you forget what it felt like in the first place- and you will.
Then you’re just numb for nothing. That’s worse.
Then you’re just numb for nothing. That’s worse.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Only until you forget what it felt like in the first place- and you will.
Then you’re just numb for nothing. That’s worse.
Then you’re just numb for nothing. That’s worse.
Compliment those shapely contours, run my paws all over them, and start growling things in your ear to see what sort of noises you make…
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Compliment those shapely contours, run my paws all over them, and start growling things in your ear to see what sort of noises you make…
When I’m hosting, there’s always lasagna, manicotti, or something akin on the table somewhere.
Once I even did pastitsio, and everyone loved it.
Once I even did pastitsio, and everyone loved it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When I’m hosting, there’s always lasagna, manicotti, or something akin on the table somewhere.
Once I even did pastitsio, and everyone loved it.
Once I even did pastitsio, and everyone loved it.
Happy to help you make sure the congestion’s gone~
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Happy to help you make sure the congestion’s gone~
Was a moment where I thought more like fingerprints. Ink up the shaft, press on paper… very artsy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Was a moment where I thought more like fingerprints. Ink up the shaft, press on paper… very artsy.
Sounds like you need to set an example for the rookies.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sounds like you need to set an example for the rookies.
Fine piece of work, that is
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fine piece of work, that is
Those links at the bottom though… sheesh.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Those links at the bottom though… sheesh.
Maaaan, if someone knocked on my office door while I was cranking one out…
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Maaaan, if someone knocked on my office door while I was cranking one out…