uncle’s diner
@uncles.bsky.social
COME ON DOWN
open 5AM-9PM on the corner of 99th and benton
don’t call over here we will not answer
open 5AM-9PM on the corner of 99th and benton
don’t call over here we will not answer
we have discontinued our “superheroes eat free” promotion due to some property damage here at the diner
September 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
we have discontinued our “superheroes eat free” promotion due to some property damage here at the diner
pancakes are off the menu until roger brings my keys back
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
pancakes are off the menu until roger brings my keys back
rewards system currently in the works
should we start “Uncle’s+” a diner subscription service
September 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
rewards system currently in the works
bring your book club to dine together and get 20% off your bill
September 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
bring your book club to dine together and get 20% off your bill
we love pets but they are not allowed in the diner, too many conflicts
September 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
we love pets but they are not allowed in the diner, too many conflicts
bring proof that your biodata was stolen and get a free omelette
September 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
bring proof that your biodata was stolen and get a free omelette
free drinks on tuesday* - all day long
*when you purchase a meal
*when you purchase a meal
September 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
free drinks on tuesday* - all day long
*when you purchase a meal
*when you purchase a meal
DO NOT reach into the pickled egg jar with your nasty fingers WE WILL GET THE EGG OUT FOR YOU
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
DO NOT reach into the pickled egg jar with your nasty fingers WE WILL GET THE EGG OUT FOR YOU
good food, live shows, mediocre service, we have it all here at Uncle’s Diner - and come see our special guest: The Ghost of Christmas Past! performing every wednesday and friday night at 6PM all month long
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
good food, live shows, mediocre service, we have it all here at Uncle’s Diner - and come see our special guest: The Ghost of Christmas Past! performing every wednesday and friday night at 6PM all month long
LISTEN, we tried it but there were too many vampires stopping by in the wee hours of the night and the regulars were getting upset bc we kept running out of steaks
we will not be returning to the 24/7 schedule ever again, the new schedule is 5AM-9PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
LISTEN, we tried it but there were too many vampires stopping by in the wee hours of the night and the regulars were getting upset bc we kept running out of steaks
we will not be returning to the 24/7 schedule ever again, the new schedule is 5AM-9PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
we will not be returning to the 24/7 schedule ever again, the new schedule is 5AM-9PM
THE BOOTHS ARE FOR DINING, NOT FOR RELIEVING YOURSELF - WE HAVE BATHROOMS, PLEASE USE THEM
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
THE BOOTHS ARE FOR DINING, NOT FOR RELIEVING YOURSELF - WE HAVE BATHROOMS, PLEASE USE THEM
don’t come by if youre just going to complain at the counter for 45 minutes without ordering anything i will kick your ass out
August 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
don’t come by if youre just going to complain at the counter for 45 minutes without ordering anything i will kick your ass out
come by on friday for our new jukebox unveiling and get a free slice of pie
August 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
come by on friday for our new jukebox unveiling and get a free slice of pie
if you see a rat in the bathroom dont kill it, he eats the roaches
August 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if you see a rat in the bathroom dont kill it, he eats the roaches
FREE: get free lunch for kids EVERY DAY if they have a broken bone
July 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
FREE: get free lunch for kids EVERY DAY if they have a broken bone
STEAK AND POTATOES
FRIDAYS just $7.99
get 2+ plates and get FREE DRINKS
FRIDAYS just $7.99
get 2+ plates and get FREE DRINKS
July 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
STEAK AND POTATOES
FRIDAYS just $7.99
get 2+ plates and get FREE DRINKS
FRIDAYS just $7.99
get 2+ plates and get FREE DRINKS
we have removed the arcade machine for now, stay tuned
July 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
we have removed the arcade machine for now, stay tuned
BATHROOMS ARE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION
please be understanding while we remodel
and please stop pissing on the building
thank you
please be understanding while we remodel
and please stop pissing on the building
thank you
July 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
BATHROOMS ARE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION
please be understanding while we remodel
and please stop pissing on the building
thank you
please be understanding while we remodel
and please stop pissing on the building
thank you
arnold is welcome anytime
sylvester stallone has been BANNED from the restaurant
sly, DONT COME BACK
sly, DONT COME BACK
July 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
arnold is welcome anytime
we love our customers, that’s why we will NEVER have an app
July 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
we love our customers, that’s why we will NEVER have an app
THANK YOU!
donuts have been selling out by 10 AM so we are DOUBLING our daily procuction of donuts , come by at 5 when they’re put out fresh
donuts have been selling out by 10 AM so we are DOUBLING our daily procuction of donuts , come by at 5 when they’re put out fresh
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
THANK YOU!
donuts have been selling out by 10 AM so we are DOUBLING our daily procuction of donuts , come by at 5 when they’re put out fresh
donuts have been selling out by 10 AM so we are DOUBLING our daily procuction of donuts , come by at 5 when they’re put out fresh
kids eat free on tuesdays
July 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
kids eat free on tuesdays
sylvester stallone has been BANNED from the restaurant
sly, DONT COME BACK
sly, DONT COME BACK
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
sylvester stallone has been BANNED from the restaurant
sly, DONT COME BACK
sly, DONT COME BACK
back by popular demand:
EAT
THE
RICH
now serving for $4.99
EAT
THE
RICH
now serving for $4.99
July 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
back by popular demand:
EAT
THE
RICH
now serving for $4.99
EAT
THE
RICH
now serving for $4.99