UnclePhil2k
@unclephil2k.bsky.social
Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.
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UnclePhil2k
@unclephil2k.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
Last night, I dreamt I got sent to Hell. My punishment was to become a telephone operator, connecting calls. But the phones were alive, would bite your fingers, spit at you, give you BS, & never send the call where I wanted it to go. The calls ended up tied on hold for eternity.
My brain hates me.
My brain hates me.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Last night, I dreamt I got sent to Hell. My punishment was to become a telephone operator, connecting calls. But the phones were alive, would bite your fingers, spit at you, give you BS, & never send the call where I wanted it to go. The calls ended up tied on hold for eternity.
My brain hates me.
My brain hates me.
Oh lord, just turn heel & murderize everyone with an unhinged beatdown already.
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh lord, just turn heel & murderize everyone with an unhinged beatdown already.
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
Now that I'm actually thinking about it? Breakfast cereal really IS nothing more than Kibble for humans. We just made it taste like candy to obscure that uncomfortable truth. 🥣
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Now that I'm actually thinking about it? Breakfast cereal really IS nothing more than Kibble for humans. We just made it taste like candy to obscure that uncomfortable truth. 🥣
Threw my back out last night. Just resting up in bed, & catching up on episodes of #TheFlash that I missed. There's SO many episodes from ALL the #DC/#CW shows that I didn't see when they aired. I have them all now though, so it's nice to always have something "new" to watch. 😊
a man in a red superhero costume with a lightning bolt on the chest
ALT: a man in a red superhero costume with a lightning bolt on the chest
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December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
The first episode of #AlienEarth is REALLY creepy. But so GOOD. I'm gonna watch the second one tomorrow. Let the first one digest a bit..
an advertisement for fx 's alien earth show
ALT: an advertisement for fx 's alien earth show
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August 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The first episode of #AlienEarth is REALLY creepy. But so GOOD. I'm gonna watch the second one tomorrow. Let the first one digest a bit..
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FINALLY FOUND A NEW APARTMENT!!!!! *phew!* Such a relief. 😓
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FINALLY FOUND A NEW APARTMENT!!!!! *phew!* Such a relief. 😓
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
Why do I always get the freaking flu in the disgusting summer heat? It's just so gross.
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why do I always get the freaking flu in the disgusting summer heat? It's just so gross.
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
In my experience, one key thing gets proven to me over & over. You'll never know what's truly in another persons heart until you somehow end up in their way.
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In my experience, one key thing gets proven to me over & over. You'll never know what's truly in another persons heart until you somehow end up in their way.
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Have I mentioned that I really hate the summer heat? I'm always too hot to even think, and I can't ever keep any food down. I'm surviving on Boost drinks.
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Have I mentioned that I really hate the summer heat? I'm always too hot to even think, and I can't ever keep any food down. I'm surviving on Boost drinks.
I've never felt more alone in my entire life.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've never felt more alone in my entire life.
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
June 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
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The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.
June 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.
WHY.
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
WHY.
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*
As the house is more & more packed up for the move this Friday, the more unsettled I feel. 16 years here. Long time. Long time for anything. I finally thought I felt at home here, but now I'm unsure. I think it's the people you're with that make you feel at home. Without them, it's just a place.
May 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As the house is more & more packed up for the move this Friday, the more unsettled I feel. 16 years here. Long time. Long time for anything. I finally thought I felt at home here, but now I'm unsure. I think it's the people you're with that make you feel at home. Without them, it's just a place.
My phone just reminded me that 10 years ago today, I started wrestling training to learn how to be a pro wrestling manager. Everyone thought I was insane. But I did it. 10 years. Where did all the time go?
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My phone just reminded me that 10 years ago today, I started wrestling training to learn how to be a pro wrestling manager. Everyone thought I was insane. But I did it. 10 years. Where did all the time go?
I worked myself into a stupor today. Tossing trash, packing what I want to keep, getting ready to move on the 30th, all with a 100.7 degree fever on top of my usual health issues is an exhausting thing! I think me go sleepies noiaowwww...
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I worked myself into a stupor today. Tossing trash, packing what I want to keep, getting ready to move on the 30th, all with a 100.7 degree fever on top of my usual health issues is an exhausting thing! I think me go sleepies noiaowwww...
Just finished season two of #Andor. Freaking masterpiece. So damn good. Wish I could wipe it from my memory just to watch it all over again from the start.
a close up of a man with a beard
Alt: A close up of Cassian Andor from Star Wars: Andor.
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May 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just finished season two of #Andor. Freaking masterpiece. So damn good. Wish I could wipe it from my memory just to watch it all over again from the start.