The blood is on the table and the mouths are chokin'
But I'm stealin' bread, yeah

in an office with a large crt tv that just got mounted to the wall 5.5 feet above the ground along a well traveled walkway (insane, we learned) i watched an asshole walk too fast with his head down and deliver himself a stiff arm like blow to the forehead that put him about 45 degrees to the horizon

still running the numbers but this may be the best sentence ever devised for inserting the handclap emoji between every word for effect

the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.

the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.

has "a hot dog is a pizza" made it into anything big yet? i love that take

jimmy ate but a moment in the sun

Bucket list experience

Thanksgiving is the super bowl of pie thievery

frank black screaming: "POSSESSOR!"
kim deal sweetly in response "possessor"

A great insurance policy against having to come out of retirement is to tell every woman you come across "i can't tell if you're hot"