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Uncle Kage
@unclekage.bsky.social
Chairman of Anthrocon since 1998. Doctorate in chemistry. Raconteur. Hack writer. Grumpy old man. Questions? Email please: [email protected]
And finally, I am a comedian. There are some awful people out there, and I figure that the best way to deal with them is to point out just how silly they are. Point at them and laugh.

But it seems that I'm not good at it. I'm sorry. I'll stop.
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
And yes, I had my picture taken with him. Fifteen years ago.

If you prefer, I will simply refuse any requests for pictures from now on. "No, I'm sorry, you can't have a photo because you may do something horrible ten years from now and I don't want to be associated with that."
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Mel Brooks
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I do, too. I see these people parading around and spewing their hate and I would love to come up with a way to needle them, to make them see just how idiotic they look. But I missed the mark pretty badly. I didn't mean to offend decent people, and I apologize.
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You treated them to dinner at CVS?
June 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
How do you misspell "Noodle"?
June 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It was my duty.
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
By the way, this was me on April 22, 2017.
June 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This gentleman driving by disagreed with the message we were communicating. He kept asking "What makes you think he wants to be a king?" He was at least civil about it, but I did not think that I was able to explain it in terms that he would understand.
June 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM