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UncleJeet
@unclejeet.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My Books
Want some books? 'Course ya do!
coqdiddles.com
guess i should put up a pinned whatever-we're-calling-bsky-posts shilling my books like a proper victim of capitalism
anyway, i have a funny book and a serious book, a scary book and a nerd book
pick one or pick none
i'm not the boss of you
coqdiddles.com/books/
anyway, i have a funny book and a serious book, a scary book and a nerd book
pick one or pick none
i'm not the boss of you
coqdiddles.com/books/
walked in on Giles waiting for his dinner at the kitchen table like a people
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
walked in on Giles waiting for his dinner at the kitchen table like a people
Sure, Anakin just fell to The Dark Side and all, but my medal is on the way so everything balances out.
You know, like in the prophecy.
You know, like in the prophecy.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Sure, Anakin just fell to The Dark Side and all, but my medal is on the way so everything balances out.
You know, like in the prophecy.
You know, like in the prophecy.
i may not be putting 2025 on all the checks i don’t write because it’s not the 1900s anymore, but i’m apparently not immune to constantly typing it the whole damn day
in related news, Happy International Back To School And/Or Work Day, y’all
in related news, Happy International Back To School And/Or Work Day, y’all
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i may not be putting 2025 on all the checks i don’t write because it’s not the 1900s anymore, but i’m apparently not immune to constantly typing it the whole damn day
in related news, Happy International Back To School And/Or Work Day, y’all
in related news, Happy International Back To School And/Or Work Day, y’all
no offense, but the dystopian techbro hellscape we're living in is exactly the kind of world you get after spending decades exclusively prioritizing STEM over the humanities across every level of education
turns out, humans are not, in fact, squishy robots*
*Squishy Robots, though...good band name
turns out, humans are not, in fact, squishy robots*
*Squishy Robots, though...good band name
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
no offense, but the dystopian techbro hellscape we're living in is exactly the kind of world you get after spending decades exclusively prioritizing STEM over the humanities across every level of education
turns out, humans are not, in fact, squishy robots*
*Squishy Robots, though...good band name
turns out, humans are not, in fact, squishy robots*
*Squishy Robots, though...good band name
new year, new shirt, same nerd
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
new year, new shirt, same nerd
documenting this moment so i’ll know Where It All Went Wrong after It All Goes Wrong
so what had happened was, i got my wife a ninja creami swirl thing for christmas because i try to be a good husband every now and then, but now she’s making irresistible dipping pints for my cookies
I AM IN DANGER
so what had happened was, i got my wife a ninja creami swirl thing for christmas because i try to be a good husband every now and then, but now she’s making irresistible dipping pints for my cookies
I AM IN DANGER
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
documenting this moment so i’ll know Where It All Went Wrong after It All Goes Wrong
so what had happened was, i got my wife a ninja creami swirl thing for christmas because i try to be a good husband every now and then, but now she’s making irresistible dipping pints for my cookies
I AM IN DANGER
so what had happened was, i got my wife a ninja creami swirl thing for christmas because i try to be a good husband every now and then, but now she’s making irresistible dipping pints for my cookies
I AM IN DANGER
release the Hale cut, you cowards
a cartoon character is standing next to a tree and a person 's hand is reaching out to touch it .
Alt: a cartoon character is standing next to a tree and a person 's hand is reaching out to touch it (The Black Cauldron)
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
release the Hale cut, you cowards
made a new friend who likes wearing my glasses whenever i’m not
imma call him Murray
(and yes, i know they’re dirty shut up)
imma call him Murray
(and yes, i know they’re dirty shut up)
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
made a new friend who likes wearing my glasses whenever i’m not
imma call him Murray
(and yes, i know they’re dirty shut up)
imma call him Murray
(and yes, i know they’re dirty shut up)
How I'm entering the new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
How I'm entering the new year
hoping everyone can find and appreciate the small joys of life in the coming year
we're gonna need them
we're gonna need them
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
hoping everyone can find and appreciate the small joys of life in the coming year
we're gonna need them
we're gonna need them
welp, we started Stranger Things the year we moved to Louisiana, and we finished it the year we moved back to Texas
a man in a robe is holding a light saber and says the circle is now complete
Alt: a man in a robe is holding a light saber and says the circle is now complete
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
welp, we started Stranger Things the year we moved to Louisiana, and we finished it the year we moved back to Texas
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
i did some things in 2025 that i'm really proud of, but i'm not telling cuz it ain't ya business
still, i wanted to mark the end of the year with something positive because fasten your seatbelts and return your tray tables to their upright positions: 2026 is gonna get turbulent af
set loins_gird=1
still, i wanted to mark the end of the year with something positive because fasten your seatbelts and return your tray tables to their upright positions: 2026 is gonna get turbulent af
set loins_gird=1
a woman is talking to a man and saying i 'm proud of me too .
Alt: a woman is talking to a man and saying i 'm proud of me too .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i did some things in 2025 that i'm really proud of, but i'm not telling cuz it ain't ya business
still, i wanted to mark the end of the year with something positive because fasten your seatbelts and return your tray tables to their upright positions: 2026 is gonna get turbulent af
set loins_gird=1
still, i wanted to mark the end of the year with something positive because fasten your seatbelts and return your tray tables to their upright positions: 2026 is gonna get turbulent af
set loins_gird=1
still waiting for '90s FMV to become a whole indie game aesthetic
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
still waiting for '90s FMV to become a whole indie game aesthetic
my wife surprised me with a Star Wars Conqueror Challenge as a between-christmas-and-my-birthday present this morning - which i will now refer to as Krismas Gifts - and i'm already addicted to it
my journey toward The Dark Side should be complete within the week, then it's on to The Death Star 🤓
my journey toward The Dark Side should be complete within the week, then it's on to The Death Star 🤓
STAR WARS™ Virtual Challenges
STAR WARS™ Virtual Challenges! Follow the path of Luke or Anakin (or both) to get fit at your own pace and win 6 stunning medals! Are you up for the challenge?
www.theconqueror.events
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my wife surprised me with a Star Wars Conqueror Challenge as a between-christmas-and-my-birthday present this morning - which i will now refer to as Krismas Gifts - and i'm already addicted to it
my journey toward The Dark Side should be complete within the week, then it's on to The Death Star 🤓
my journey toward The Dark Side should be complete within the week, then it's on to The Death Star 🤓
i hope people realize that countries will empty their treasuries in bailouts, backstops, and subsidies before letting the ai bubble burst, and it's not just because the biggest scam in financial history is already so overvalued that its collapse would likely crash the entire global economy
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i hope people realize that countries will empty their treasuries in bailouts, backstops, and subsidies before letting the ai bubble burst, and it's not just because the biggest scam in financial history is already so overvalued that its collapse would likely crash the entire global economy
Current century progress, but in birthdays
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Current century progress
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December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Current century progress, but in birthdays
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 50%
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 50%
Journalist's Guide To Improving Climate Change Coverage
1) Launch Notepad++
2) Open all of your climate articles
3) Hit Control-F
4) Find what: if global temperatures continue to rise
5) Replace with: as global temperatures continue to rise
6) Click Replace All in All Opened Documents
7) Save All
1) Launch Notepad++
2) Open all of your climate articles
3) Hit Control-F
4) Find what: if global temperatures continue to rise
5) Replace with: as global temperatures continue to rise
6) Click Replace All in All Opened Documents
7) Save All
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Journalist's Guide To Improving Climate Change Coverage
1) Launch Notepad++
2) Open all of your climate articles
3) Hit Control-F
4) Find what: if global temperatures continue to rise
5) Replace with: as global temperatures continue to rise
6) Click Replace All in All Opened Documents
7) Save All
1) Launch Notepad++
2) Open all of your climate articles
3) Hit Control-F
4) Find what: if global temperatures continue to rise
5) Replace with: as global temperatures continue to rise
6) Click Replace All in All Opened Documents
7) Save All
imma need people to understand that nations today are simply different flavors of the same cyberpunk dystopia, so let's chill with the nationalism
it's all the same authoritarian, corporate tech bullshit underneath
some countries just have cleaner streets than others
and also sometimes healthcare
it's all the same authoritarian, corporate tech bullshit underneath
some countries just have cleaner streets than others
and also sometimes healthcare
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
imma need people to understand that nations today are simply different flavors of the same cyberpunk dystopia, so let's chill with the nationalism
it's all the same authoritarian, corporate tech bullshit underneath
some countries just have cleaner streets than others
and also sometimes healthcare
it's all the same authoritarian, corporate tech bullshit underneath
some countries just have cleaner streets than others
and also sometimes healthcare
i wish there was a game like Second Life that wasn't anything at all like Second Life but was still a fun second life, sort of thing
i promise that makes sense
i promise that makes sense
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i wish there was a game like Second Life that wasn't anything at all like Second Life but was still a fun second life, sort of thing
i promise that makes sense
i promise that makes sense
i'd be more annoyed when people say "forecasted" if i wasn't already so used to them telling me they "screenshotted" something
irregular verbs are hard
irregular verbs are hard
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i'd be more annoyed when people say "forecasted" if i wasn't already so used to them telling me they "screenshotted" something
irregular verbs are hard
irregular verbs are hard
whichever square has the most writers you like tells me pretty much all i need to ever know about you as a person
so, which one is it?
so, which one is it?
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
whichever square has the most writers you like tells me pretty much all i need to ever know about you as a person
so, which one is it?
so, which one is it?
To: Techbro Billionaires
Re: Your functionally illiterate nerd visions of the future
Less Blade Runner and Cyberpunk; more Babylon 5, please. We're also gonna need you to stop being so creepy about Tolkien. Weirdos.
*****
To: Everyone Else
Re: Techbro Billionaires
Dance like Palantir's watching.
Re: Your functionally illiterate nerd visions of the future
Less Blade Runner and Cyberpunk; more Babylon 5, please. We're also gonna need you to stop being so creepy about Tolkien. Weirdos.
*****
To: Everyone Else
Re: Techbro Billionaires
Dance like Palantir's watching.
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
To: Techbro Billionaires
Re: Your functionally illiterate nerd visions of the future
Less Blade Runner and Cyberpunk; more Babylon 5, please. We're also gonna need you to stop being so creepy about Tolkien. Weirdos.
*****
To: Everyone Else
Re: Techbro Billionaires
Dance like Palantir's watching.
Re: Your functionally illiterate nerd visions of the future
Less Blade Runner and Cyberpunk; more Babylon 5, please. We're also gonna need you to stop being so creepy about Tolkien. Weirdos.
*****
To: Everyone Else
Re: Techbro Billionaires
Dance like Palantir's watching.
i miss the radically different UIs in games from the DOS era
there were no rules yet, so everyone just sorta made their own, and sometimes it was terrible, other times sublime - but it was always interesting and unique
most UIs now feel like business software or just a copy of another game's style
there were no rules yet, so everyone just sorta made their own, and sometimes it was terrible, other times sublime - but it was always interesting and unique
most UIs now feel like business software or just a copy of another game's style
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i miss the radically different UIs in games from the DOS era
there were no rules yet, so everyone just sorta made their own, and sometimes it was terrible, other times sublime - but it was always interesting and unique
most UIs now feel like business software or just a copy of another game's style
there were no rules yet, so everyone just sorta made their own, and sometimes it was terrible, other times sublime - but it was always interesting and unique
most UIs now feel like business software or just a copy of another game's style
what news, corwin?
WHAT SAYEST THOU?!
WHAT SAYEST THOU?!
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
what news, corwin?
WHAT SAYEST THOU?!
WHAT SAYEST THOU?!