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Mrs Uncle Clit
@uncleclit.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Clitoris | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Just a girl from Chigatroit
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Getting blackout drunk be like
A cigarette pack that says "where am I? Oh look.. A cigarette (misspelled)" and then some other stuff
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This is Doofy, he's extra floofy
The young man, Doofy, laying on my bed enjoying the sunlight
August 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Hey we're at 45/200 so far for rent! Any reposts or donations no matter how big or small help immensely! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp
A mildly distressed looking cat with the text "the only hoe I get is a hoe lotta pain"
August 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Hey I need help with getting my rent finished, I need $200 altogether. Anything helps no matter how big or small. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My Cat, Doofy, laying on the bed looking like a handsome gentleman
August 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Here try this
A guy hiding in a hit of baby possum and handing it to you
August 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This is like 85.675% of this app
Mark Zuckerberg with the text "how In God's name did you Know I'm a bottom"
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Mind if a white girl speaks a little Strapanese
A cowboy emoji with straps and a croc
July 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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WHERE IS THE COCK
Marty from Penguins of Madagascar looking insane as shit
July 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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💙💛MUTUAL AID POST❤️❤️
Hey I'm posting my Amazon wishlist in a comment below if anyone wants to help out! I really appreciate anything ordered for me. Everything on the list is a huge help for quality of life improvement for a disabled me or to help me feed my cats
My cat Doofy laying on a blanket by the window
July 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Hey can I get some help getting this cat food ordered for my two cats please
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
July 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Check out my labubussy
A small mint green knockoff Labubu Keychain in a clear plastic bag
July 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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😭MUTUAL AID POST😭
It's going to cost me $1751 to get my water pump replaced in my car (labor Included) if anyone can donate or at least repost so someone who can donate sees this, I'd really appreciate it! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
DM for venmo
The total for getting my car fixed at $1751.63 My cute little black cat Rosaline She wants the car fixed so i can stay working and keep her fed
July 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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😥😥MUTUAL AID POST😥😥
My car broke down and I finally got saved enough to pay for the diagnosis. I need $1751.63 altogether to get my car fixed so I can get back to working and being able to afford groceries! Please repost or donate if you can! Every penny helps immensely! Thank you in advance!!
The bill for my thermostat, waterpump, and timing belt to be replaced totaling $1751.63
June 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Good morning
An image of Nikola Tesla with the quote "I saw my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind"
June 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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9036-9137-2888-9015
June 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Could anyone please help a girl out with getting a bag of cat litter? I need $35. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My little black cat, she just got spayed so she has gorilla belly for right now
June 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Which one is the top
An image of the veggie tales vegetable guys (who's names I do not know. Larry and someone?? Tomato Steve we'll call him today) with the caption "God made you.. Submissive and breedable"
June 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Since account is blowing up, I might as well ask if anyone can donate to help me not get evicted because I had to get my cat spayed yesterday after my car broke down! I'm 240 short for rent and every penny or repost helps!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
A small black cat on a (I vacuumed it after this) dirty carpet lol
June 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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💜MUTUAL AID POST💜
Hey I have until tomorrow to finish collecting the money I need to get my cat spayed. I was doing doordash but my car died. I have a ride to the spay appointment, I'm only at 50/250 needed! Any donations or reposts are greatly appreciated!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
A small black cat sitting on a TV stand
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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💜MUTUAL AID POST💜
I have three days to finish collecting the money I nerd to get my cat spayed. My car died and I can't work without it. I'm at $25/250 needed for the appointment. Please repost or donate if you can!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My black cat Rosaline sitting octopus style
June 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Reposting until we meet goal! I'm at 25/250 needed to get my cat spayed! Car is toast for now so we're just gonna focus on getting my cat fixed, she has her spay appointment in 5 days on the 10th. Please repost or donate if you can!
My little black kitten Rosaline
June 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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My car shit the bed and I have to get my cat spayed in 7 days. If anyone can help repost this or donate please it would be highly appreciated. A new radiator is going to cost me at least 100 to buy and my cat is 250 to get spayed
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My keys precariously placed in the ignition while I wait for a tow truck to arrive. There is a blue door grabber thingy and a digipet attached to the key
June 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Please enjoy the beasts
A large tabby cat and a small black kitten on my bed
May 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Nah, that's not your ex husband. That's someone I know very dearly
Shitlips telling lies again
May 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM