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Uncle Tentacle
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Replaced blood with coffee, bones with music. Medieval Metaphysics professor.
And he talks to the river of lost love and dedication
And silent replies that swirl invitation
Flow dark and troubled to an oily sea
A grim intimation of what is to be
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Got my club jeans on and my car's in a ditch
Ain't that the bitch
My shoes are Nicaraguan, my sock are crew
I got my hair slicked back so i can check out you
I got some nice shit to say and it sounds so good
You wanna write it down so when your back in the hood
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She's sowin' seeds, she's burnin' trees
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This land today, shall draw its last breath
And take into its ancient depths
This frail reminder of its giant, dreaming self.
While I, with human-hindered eyes
Unequal to the sweeping curve of life,
Stand on this single print of time.
September 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My inner monologue is writing
S.O.S. on deserted Islands
And there's no one out there to read the signs
Just distant oceans and great blue skies
August 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When I come home from work
There he is again
Talkin' loud, talkin' trash
And it's always something bout him
Every things out of place
It just don't belong
Can't get no sleep
Cause he's up on the phone
If we wanna save our home
We need to get him out
August 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I am the wound that will not heal.
I am the song you cannot sing
I am the endless restless ache.
I am I am the fisher king
And all that I can ask of you,
Is do what small good that you can
Speak the words that hear,
And meet me where I am
July 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You got thirteen wishbones
On your kitchen wall
You got your Chinese Ginseng tea
You got a blue kimono and a D-18
You got me
June 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I was messy as a magnolia blooming in the month of May.
I'd set a match to a second chance so fast it take your breath away.
She ran into a house on fire to offer up some help.
Saw something inside of me that I still can't see in myself.
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it's the First of May, First of May
Outdoor fucking starts today.
So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay
Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
Fucking outside
May 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Now when the moon dies as I fall through the plane.
I’ll see those blue skies, they’ll be calling my name.
I’m bringing new eyes but no prizes or loot
Just empty pockets in a flight suit.
April 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
And that's where the hornet stung me
And I had a feverish dream
With revenge and doubt
Tonight we smoke them out
April 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was trying to find my way home.
But all I heard was a drone.
Bouncing off a satellite.
Crushing the last long American night.
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sertraline and a sip of sеrotonin.
Don't cry 'cause there's a pill for everything.
Take this one, wash it down and you'll be fine.
The feeling goes and you draw a chalk outline.
And so it goes, let it be.
In the gallows, I balanced on my toes so I can breathe.
March 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen "Krieg!" und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons?
March 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM

Man, we really need a new Bad Religion album about now.
January 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Have you visited the quagmire? Have you swam in the shit?
The party convention and the real politik.
The face is always different, the rhetoric the same.
But we swallow it all, and we'll see nothing change.
Nothing has changed.
January 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And I feel just like Sigourney Weaver.
When she had to kill those aliens.
And one guy tried to get them back to the earth.
And she couldn't believe her ears.
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I stood atop the ancient crumbling wall.
And strained to hear the trumpet call.
I leaned a bit too far and lost my hold.
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm embarrassed to admit it, I've got no grip.
I'm leading with my jaw.
Can you see it from a distance?
Does it look ridiculous?
Well, I guess that's just what I have to live with.
December 31, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Memories fade but the scars still linger.
Goodbye my friend
December 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Missing my best friend. Gone two years today.
December 8, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I'm the phoenix and the ash.
Red eyes shining in the camera flash.
My secret is I don't keep none, see
Something go ahead and say something.
I ain't afraid of it.
I don't drown, won't stay down.
Heat finds a way to rise somehow.
Scan the crowd as I'm coming out and I
Don't see too many rivals now.
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
He's looking like a sailor who hasn't a ship.
Same salty song and curled up lips.
In the land of the brave and running out of vain.
Waiting for a guy, silver-eyed like a bullet train.
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.
Now they blew up his house too.
Down on the boardwalk, they're getting ready for a fight.
Gonna see what them racket boys can do.
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 AM