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UncivilizedDan
@uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
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The Bad Boy of the best, longest-running TTRPG Actual-Play podcast no one’s ever heard of, Fandible. I like RPG's. Filthy leftist Social Justice Glitter Boy. Writes silly TTRPG games about cats and goblins and gentle magic. Owned by a cat. He/Him/They/Them
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uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Sun is shining, birds are singing, I just voted for a socialist, and Cheney’s dead.

Good day so far.
Man with a gray beard wearing a black cap and hoodie, showing an "I Voted! In the City of New York" sticker on his chest, smiling slightly indoors.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Posting this historical document here. For history reasons.
This is a historical news clipping from Berlin, dated February 4th, reporting that Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels banned five German comedians for making jokes about Nazi leaders. Goebbels stated that while humor exists in Nazi Germany, it must be "good-natured, decent and clean."
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
New office chairs arrived
An artistic metal sculpture resembling a spine, with rib-like curves and a twisted tail, standing on a speckled floor in front of a metallic refrigerator.
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Birthday present to myself just arrived. New favorite mug unlocked.
Hand holding a white mug printed with two handcuffed hand silhouettes. The hands are making the ‘awesome’ or ‘devil horns’ pose, and the handcuffs are shown opened. The text “Crime is legal — Embrace the void.” frames the silhouettes.
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
My office has these little fruit gummy snacks and I’ve taken to enacting acts of gummy-mancy to determine my day, mostly by making poker hands out of them.

Today is a full Five Flavor Day, *and* I got a Full House with 2 strawberry 3 raspberry gummies. Big day ahead, clearly.
Assorted gummy candies in various fruit shapes, including red berries and citrus slices, arranged on a dark textured surface.
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Sweat soaked, perhaps, but not even the HOTTEST FUCKING DAY IN NYC IN OVER A DECADE FUUUUUUCK was gonna stop me from voting.

Shame how I ran out of ranks to give before I got to Cuomo.

Maybe if they’d sent me one more text.

Anyway get out and fucking vote if you haven’t already.
A person with a short white beard wearing sunglasses holds an "I Voted" sticker. They are dressed in a colorful shirt featuring skull designs and a white t-shirt underneath, adorned with a pendant necklace. Sunlight softly illuminates their face from the side.
June 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
My cast for tomorrow’s game, ready to bug (heh) my players.
A collection of small, detailed tabletop gaming miniatures. The scene includes various figures, such as insects with colorful illustrations on standing cards and gray models of crayfish, dragons, and humanoid characters, all arranged neatly on a black surface. The background shows various desk items.
June 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Because this is what I see when I search for them in my area :(
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Perfectly Normal Planescape battlemap.
A hand-drawn dungeon map on a foldable dry-erase battle grid, featuring floating stone platforms connected by rickety bridges and staircases. The platforms have cracks, tufts of grass, and small pools of blue water at the edges. The background grid is metallic silver, giving the map a dynamic, immersive feel for tabletop RPG adventures.
March 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Me: “Look, crafting in my game is actually really straightforward, I made a simple flowchart to help explain it.”

The flowchart:
Screenshot of the Obsidian note-taking app on mobile showing a Canvas screen with a zoomed-out view of a complex flowchart with at least 8 to 10 levels of complexity and multiple logic/algorithmic loops. The zoom out hides the details on the individual flowchart nodes but the image implies a high level of complexity.
February 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Due to circumstances beyond my control I have lost all use of my right hand until further notice. I appreciate your understanding during this difficult time.
A black cat is peacefully resting on a person’s arm, with its head gently placed on their hand. The scene is cozy, with the person covered in a soft, beige blanket and seated on a couch. In the background, a wooden coffee table and cardboard boxes are visible, adding to the relaxed home atmosphere.
February 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Updated my bio here for, uh, reasons. Spot the difference.

Ennies? Never heard of ‘em.
Screenshot from the Bluesky app of the bio and header banner of the UncivilizedDan Bluesky profile. The text reads: “The Bad Boy of the Ennie-nominated, 13+ years and still going strong, Actual-Play podcast, Fandible. I like RPG’s. Filthy leftist Social Justice Glitter Boy. Writes silly TTRPG games about cats and goblins and gentle magic. Owned by a cat. He/Him/They/Them” Screenshot from the Bluesky app of the bio and header banner of the UncivilizedDan Bluesky profile. The text reads: “The Bad Boy of the best, longest-running Actual-Play podcast no one’s ever heard of, Fandible. I like RPG’s. Filthy leftist Social Justice Glitter Boy. Writes silly TTRPG games about cats and goblins and gentle magic. Owned by a cat. He/Him/They/Them”
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Had Session Zero with my group for a paid D&D campaign and I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully bamboozled them into letting me run a Planescape campaign for them.
A meme featuring a close-up shot of The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment, showing his scarred, undead face and dreadlock-like black hair with metal attachments. The image has text overlaid in white Impact font reading "That really Updated" at the top and "My journal" at the bottom, referencing the game's journal update notifications.
January 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
A black and white comic strip titled "Milkman Dan!" consisting of three panels. In each panel, there are two characters: a milkman wearing a uniform with a cap, and what appears to be a child shown in profile. The first two panels are silent, showing the same scene. In the third panel, the milkman speaks in a speech bubble saying "... Fabula Ultima's pretty cool". The art style is simple and minimalist.
January 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Finally received my perfectly Normal Briefcase from Triangle Agency. So excited to go through this and play with the gang, soon.
A brown collector's box for "Triangle Agency: Normal Briefcase Collection" sitting on a white table. The box has gold corner accents and is decorated with various stickers and logos including a warning triangle symbol and "Please Return to THE VAULT" sticker. The design resembles a vintage briefcase with decorative chain patterns and the Triangle Agency logo featuring a figure with a red triangle. Contents of a Triangle Agency game collection displayed on a white table, showing several items: a hardcover book titled "Triangle Agency: Clock in. Save the World." with artwork of a figure in blue holding a briefcase, a spiral-bound notebook with red abstract design, a manual labeled "THE VAULT" with triangle warning symbols, and what appears to be a box containing dice or gaming pieces in red and blue colors. All items share the Triangle Agency branding and aesthetic combining blue, red, and white colors.
January 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
“… father, I crave violence.”

The morning ritual of my cat scrambling off off my lap and slamming into the window before settling down and staring daggers at the birds outside has begun.
A close-up profile view of a black and white tuxedo cat with striking whiskers looking out a window. The cat is sitting on what appears to be a gray carpeted cat perch or window seat. Their white paws are visible against the gray surface, and their black fur shows a sharp contrast with their white chest marking.
January 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Oh *hell* yeah I’ve got my NYE watch on lock. A 2+ hour deep dive into Ultima Underworld? Bless you, Majuular.
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled “Ultima Underworld Retrospective | Forging a New Era”, by Majuular. The image features a fantasy dungeon scene with orange-red stone walls, where a blonde warrior in red clothing holding a sword and torch is confronted by monsters - a blue/turquoise troll or orc on the left and skeletal warriors on the right. A timestamp of 2:24:23 is visible in the corner.
January 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
ok I just started the GM (Goblin Master) section of the game
White text on a green background with fluttering snowflakes showing. The text reads: ## GM Section OK, first of all: *I'm not sorry*. If you're looking for an apology, I mean, you *chose* this. Best I can do is to repeatedly urge you, dear GM, to not do this while in your right mind. This game runs on pure bullshit and you, my friend, have been given the mission of shoveling as much of it as you can at your players, as quickly as possible. Trust me, it's your only shot at getting away with it.
December 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Let no one say I am not festive as *fuck*.
A mirror selfie of a person wearing a festive Christmas outfit consisting of a Santa hat, black hoodie decorated with a green tinsel-like material and red spiral pattern, and blue jeans. They have a white beard and are taking the photo with an iPhone in what appears to be a home office setting with folding chairs, a bookshelf, and wooden flooring visible in the background.
December 14, 2024 at 4:06 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
Serious progress made on turning the extra room into a gaming/streaming/recording room. Definitely going to need to put in some sound/echo-proofing.
A wide-angle picture of a relatively small room with white/cream walls. There is a tower computer and desk and recording equipment set up in one corner, another table set up with chairs for gaming, and some furniture against the opposite wall. It is mostly still bare, but functional.
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
I love holiday
A person wearing a black and white goth style Santa hat and black hoodie over a yellow t-shirt with text, photographed against a light wall. They have a white beard, and the hat has some twinkly lights wrapped around it. Behind them is a decorative holiday garland made of red, white, and black beads with two small burgundy Christmas stockings hanging from it - one with the letter "D" and one with a paw print design.
December 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
IMPORTANT
A black and white tuxedo cat sits on a wooden floor, illuminated by pink-tinted lighting. The cat has a plump, fluffy appearance with distinctive white patches on its chest and paws. Those paws are pinning its tail down adorably. Its whiskers are prominently displayed against its black face. In the background, there appears to be a small toy on the floor. The image captures the cat in a calm, seated pose.
December 4, 2024 at 4:22 AM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
as well-intentioned folks have taken to these fine sites to proffer encouragement, I post here proof of my sin, so that thou may know me and my works

gaze upon them, and despair
A white page with a series of very poor quality (in the opinion of their author) sketches, done in digital pencil on an iPad with a procreate, both of which were purchased about 4 years ago with the lie that their owner would "practice lots and learn to draw", which, spoilers, he did not. And now every year or so he takes another sad crack at it. Anyway this year's crop of shitty drawings are several vague sketches of what might be cats? One of them is hideously deformed, the other is also that, but wearing a Santa hat and a scarf.. some kind of box? A mug as well. One of them looks like abstract art but the author assures us was meant to be a cat tower/scratcher. Look, none of these are good, and no one should encourage these sins against art. Just nod and move along.
December 3, 2024 at 12:19 AM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
when you spend your strength training sessions listening to communist podcasts
Partial screenshot of a iPhone calendar entry showing an appointment from 10:30 AM to 12:00 PM labeled ‘Join the Swoletariat’.
December 2, 2024 at 4:12 PM
uncivilizeddan.bsky.social
HAHAHA EAT MY DUST YOU BASTARD
Photo of a Steam Deck screen showing the video game Dokapon Kingdom. The screen shows a graph with the comparable progress and assets for each player in the game. The graph shows the red character, played by Dan, finally surpassing the green character in overall resources. This has made Dan very happy, apparently. Also, fuck Dustin. He knows what he did.
November 30, 2024 at 5:31 PM