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An AU Earth 30 Portrayal
Mun is 40+ | RP Parody Account
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🚫Not a lewd/ERP account!🚫
I own no art posted!
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𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞...
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𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧
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"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart!"

Kurt pulled her close, turning her in a little spin "The very next day, you gave it away..." Spinning her back and away he followed, smiling and singing. "This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special..."

~
Last Christmas by Wham! is playing loudly in the background while she's decorating her apartment for Christmas!
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Last Christmas by Wham! is playing loudly in the background while she's decorating her apartment for Christmas!
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Mein Fruend!"

His hands were on her waist and lifting her up into the air - the look of joy on his face unmistakable.

"Velcome home, Pheonix!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Vell, given your apprehension to a little lounging and preening in the near-buff, I can see vhy they stuck around."
"Perhaps. But you must understand.

They all had great personalities."
"Such an American prude, I never expected a man whose taste in lovers includes centipede vomen and living balls of light to be ashamed of a little flash dance recreation."
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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i need blood and he's got more than enough
you need blood and he's got more than enough
i need blood and he's got more than enough
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"Such an American prude, I never expected a man whose taste in lovers includes centipede vomen and living balls of light to be ashamed of a little flash dance recreation."
"You do? I can't look at it and feel nothing but shame at my actions. And at the poses they captured of me.

But it was for charity..."
"I talk about it all the time. I still have Mein copy. Vhat voman doesn't love to see you proud of your own body (undt a little blue cheesecake)?
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's a cool morning in New York. And Kurt Wagner was never more happy about the thin blue layer of velvet fur that gave him his deep blue hue than now.

𝐁𝐀𝐌𝐅 - 𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐏 - 𝐁𝐀𝐌𝐅 - 𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐏

Webline followed burst of teleport, as the crimson spider on his suit became like a headlight blur.

~
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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happy birthday to me.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"I talk about it all the time. I still have Mein copy. Vhat voman doesn't love to see you proud of your own body (undt a little blue cheesecake)?
[ @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social ]

They both never speak of that one time when they had to collaborate as models in a Charity event. Some calendars of that still remain.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Timelines ans universes coalesce.

I must clarify these narratives.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Jean...?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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best picture she could take. 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦

𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳

𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ.. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’s ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ

🎨: Ink4884

18+ / #marvelrp : not new to character
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🕸️ Char

I have a normal amount of ships.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Logan had that coming, actually."
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 | 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 | 🔞
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✘ - #MARVELRP | #BSRP
✘ - Comics | Krakoa | Rivals
✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW
✘ - Pansexual
✘ - Mature Themes
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Mmm..."

He shifted his head to look towards her, easily pressing his lips to her forehead. "My dreams were erratic, but none bad that I remember. I feel rested."

He smirked at her second bit, speaking low since his face was close to hers and Talia was likely still asleep.

~
"Good morning. Did you have good dreams last night?"

She moved closer, snuggling in, head on his shoulder.

"I watched Talia's dreams last night, they're very relaxing."
His fur is like a microfiber blanket, thick and insanely soft. Feeling her fingers run through it caused Kurt to stir. His eyes were still closed when her lips met his cheek but he was already smiling.

"Good morning. Mein Geliebte..."
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
His powers take care of that.

More the company he keeps.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Inexplicably.
Reminder that this idiot is still somehow alive
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
His fur is like a microfiber blanket, thick and insanely soft. Feeling her fingers run through it caused Kurt to stir. His eyes were still closed when her lips met his cheek but he was already smiling.

"Good morning. Mein Geliebte..."
@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social

It’s nice to wake up before the baby or Kurt. Effie stretches out a little, toes curling under the duvet. Then she rolls to her side, a hand sliding over Kurt’s chest and stomach and curling around his waist so she can slide up against him and kiss his cheek.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

THE WASP.

⠀⠀
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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𝗜𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆

𝕐𝕠𝕦 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕟𝕖

Yᴏᴜʀ Dᴇᴇᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ Pᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Gᴏᴏᴅ Iɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ

𝑶𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕

But

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬

#SoloLevelingRP #OCRP #MVRP #AnyRP
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM