gesundheit

this is why you should finally go to film school

do they think the miners in matewan were playing stardew valley lol

me watching you move your hands in any possible way: "doesn't that hurt?"

"Cutting-edge research into the science of thought reveals books are not actually sentient"

Charlie Brown, Prince of Darkness
Charlie Brown Has Risen From The Grave
Taste The Blood of Charlie Brown

wasn't it b/c of snakes

this made me wish master chief could equip a can of spraypaint

the difference is that cars exist

Sometimes it's a problem with the nonfiction stuff I get from the library

Like can I tie images to zones of text so they act like html frames while you're scrolling through that area? Can I enforce pageless layouts in the doc? IDK

The thing is from the epubs I've read it looks like there's very little control with stuff like figuring out where the linear equivalent of an adjacent picture placement statblock would go, or like idk constraining a statblock reflow so it's always just one page.

I mean I literally don't know how to do it — although most of the stuff I lay out has tables and statblocks that seem like they wouldn't translate well anyway

Does Amazon ask for/reward some sort of exclusivity thing? Do most indie pubs know how to make epubs?

happy cake day!

christianity (and a lot of the other oriental religions) seem kind of like they got popular because they had a modulating effect on roman patriarchal structures

yeah they will be *double* screwed, b/c actually making things has Actual Costs, which the rest of the sector is trying to avoid through acute Enronization