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Umino P
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FFXIV Photography + Art
Every static has a clown and I apply face paint like it's raid food.
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Shall he stay? Would it be a sin?
For he can't help, falling-
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Congratulations Gravy on reaching this 3k milestone! I really enjoy the intersection of character and sex positivity you share.

Umino is a high-functioning clown. I totally imagine him leaning in for a kiss with a cartoonishly large mallet or a pie held behind his back.
July 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Relevant today
What a peculiarly-shaped stone arch there is in Upper La Noscea. If only I could see a version of it that was not crumbled.
May 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Quaint and queer.
Quality and quaint.
Quaint and questionable.
The cubbies feature figurines, a hat, a bag, comfy shoes, spare knitting yarn, and a bag of greens. The previous image, but posterized in a pastel pallet. The same image, posterized in a tan-coffee brown pallet.
May 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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This is my apartment, come visit!
The Chromatic Condo

Crystal - Goblin, Shirogane - Ward 4, Apartment 70
The highlight and most painstakingly crafted feature of the apartment is the rainbow mural on the east wall, made up of 6 rectangular panels sunken into the wall. 1 panel for each rainbow color. The south wall features portraits of Umino's two favorite people who have portraits of them, Tataru and Oschon, flanking each side of the doorway, as well as cubbies with accoutrements, cabinets, and a message book (wink wink come visit). The west wall is bisected by a polychromatic pillar. To one side is a pink bed and poster of the elements. To the other side are a shiny rock collection and wall cubbies with figurines and such. The Warden of the Seven Hues is displayed like a trophy (but alive). Bomb lanterns float just outside the arched windows.
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I'm in my big boy high chair, ready for my peas and mashy popotos, which I will make a mess of.
A polychromatic image of Umino sitting atop the Archon Throne. One leg rests on the other and he looks very aloof. The same image in grayscale. The same image but posterized in green hues.
May 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I said
𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨
;𝟛
The Yok Huy who tasked Umino with carrying a large stone block is about to know what Umino (standing on a ledge above) is doing too.
May 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Trust me, I know what I'm doing
;3
Umino carries a slab of stone above his head. Not a safety hazard for this supple-bodied guy. Umino's outfit is all metallic black. Perhaps most notably, leather straps meet at a metal ring over his sexy sternum. Umino totally isn't lifting this large rock over his head just to flex for your attention, but if you happen to notice his pecs and be intrigued, well, that wouldn't be so bad would it?
May 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Looking like a full-course meal and a tall drink pf water in Eureka Orthos (I was heavily carried).
Umino (as a red mage) shakes a drink celebratority in the final chamber of Eureka Orthos. Umino postures with his rapier pointed in front of him. The lighting is heavily RBG (really gay boy) There are lines on the floor, but they are the techy- circuity kind, not the hurty kind. Umino points upward at the very auspicious glowing sword encased in an orb. "Want it"
May 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I love when my favorite DoH is lucrative.
The moon mission is critical, the fishing rods are plentiful.
May 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Yes I'll take that one, thanks.
The Stellar Fortunes wheel is one big circle with only one option this time: Stellar Opportunity.
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Shoot for the moon! If you miss, you'll likely enter an elliptical orbit and perish in the near-vacuum of empty space.

But in the off-chance I'm nearby, I can try to snag you on my line.
Umino rockets upward, fist to the stars! Umino is too good looking in his blue-space-suit-with-booty-shorts to look where he's going. Umino's got a big'un on his line! And is incidentally causing a handful of hobbyist astornomers looking at the moon through a telescope much confusion.
April 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Attention: Unaccompanied Miner located on the dark side of the moon. They are as short as possible and wearing a very thigh-forward space suit.

If you are their parent (or an aspiring sugar guardian) please report to one the 3 gathering nodes they keep cycling between.
Umino's miner/botanist space suite outfit is neon green, featuring the bunny ears and ribboned boots that are far from standard issue to cosmonauts. Art imitates life. Umino's posture as he gets a selfie has a similar shape to the lunar flora. Umino shows off his sparkly pickaxe while winking. Someday, this tool's tool will be replaced with a space-themed glowy tool.
April 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I think it's important that we make (things in) space for the Loporrits. They've been through a lot.

(outfit 1 of 3. I went hard on this.)
Umino poses in a neon glowing travel gate, framed by the planet Etheirys. Umino holds his alembic to the stars. His face covered by a snazzy hat. He is wearing the latest in space suit fashion, and in a newly discovered color! These high kicks are for you to check out these SHOES honey!
April 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Who says spooky season is just Fall?
With Zelenia as the perfect example, roses have thorns and I'm thorny year-round.
Umino sits among blood-red roses and peachy-pink trees. Perhaps he hasn't noticed you yet. There is still time to get away. Nope, he's definitely aware you're there. Fuck fuck, run away now!
April 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I rise to the 4 poses challenge, but I'm the end of the line, choo-choo!
Umino is wearing a frog mask and holding up his paintbrush. The background is illuminated in a yellow-pink gradient. Umino is enshrouded in darkness in front a castle floating in the 13th. Umino gauges the direction and sterngth of the wind using his finest tool: his body. We showed up to the triple date all wearing the same thing. The fish won't judge us though.
March 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Once the world-ending threat was done with, I wanted to actually enjoy my vacation. So I went on a fishing spree!

Egg was quite nice.
Lancet gave me disdain for the Tempest.
Umino sits on a shoreline with lapping waves among the many fish he has caught. Umino presents the large snaggle-toothed fish he caught as a specimen for the studium, which now resides permanently in a fancy tank. Umino catches a Cinder Surprise for the first time! Umino catches a Lancetfish for the first time!
March 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Maybe seeing the gigantic rift requires the aether vision Y'Shtola has because I'M NOT SEEING IT KRILE!
February 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Thank you @mnaxer.bsky.social for tipping me off to the location of this very handy wall in Solution 9!
Umino splashes paint against a multi-hues gradient background, some of which matches the vibrance of his aquamarine irises.
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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And they say mounts aren't allowed here.
Rowan stands atop Umino, who stands aboard Destinim. Their stack floats midair in Solution 9. Umino gives Dest's hip a very uncomfortable massage with his metallic footwear. And once again, a key point of interest is that they are floating on nothing. Umino rides his Dest skateboard into the electrope-y yonder.
February 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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When your good pal arrives in Tuliyollal, but the usual tour guide is otherwise engaged.
Umino's Roegadyn friend Jacques Strapp sits in the market district of Tuliyollal, blissfully unaware of the recent carnage by a robot army.
February 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I'm the 9 of hearts.
I could be the perfect 10, I just need to find the 1.
Be my Ace?

(I'm talking to you Ealad Skaan. Please return to me from your 14 day vacation.)
Umino's hand heart pulses in a gesture of love. The red lipstick he wears matches the ribbon on his red bowler hat, poofy sleeves, choker, and ruffled skirt. Umino (as a Valentione's dressed Rad Mage) reaches to the right, where his polygonal arcane focus glitters and shines, like a sharp heart. Same as the first image but in sultry monochrome and with a white border in the background, like a love note.
February 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I'm coming for you, Daddy Issues Ja!
Perhaps how you might expect, perhaps not.
Airships hover in formation ominously in the skies above Tuliyollal. Umino stands off against them from the docks, the pink on their paintbrush and boots is the only color left in the world.
February 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I'm a homo nerd.
I made this.
Umino is crouched on the parapet of his Free Company's estate. He wears the latest crafter garb. The roof is painted light blue.
February 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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After much discussion (some heated, some in heat), I determined that I would bring napkins to the Xibruq Pibil potluck. As I am a weaver specialist, I was uniquely qualified to do so.
Among his feline peers in Iq Rb'aax, Umino discusses matters in a seated gathering. Umino gives an affirmative thumbs up. His outfit is well-suited for the humid heat in Yak Tel's jungles, which is to say very little of them is covered. Umino, while still crouched, shrugs. "I'm good at wearing thotty clothes! You can't make me do those other things!" Umino's valid assertions are heard but not accepted by present company. The last time someone bore their abs at a potluck, things led to other things and well... outsiders have not been present for that before.
February 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM