Umbrella Corp. Official
@umbcorofficial.bsky.social
Parody account. Our business is life itself.
Watch out for zombies today.
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watch out for zombies today.
Infects you as you scroll by.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Infects you as you scroll by.
Greetings from the Umbrella Corporation,
Our business is life itself. Thus, we have joined to survey our customer base. All official announcements for the Umbrella Corporation and our branches will be posted to this account.
Your continued patronage is much appreciated.
Our business is life itself. Thus, we have joined to survey our customer base. All official announcements for the Umbrella Corporation and our branches will be posted to this account.
Your continued patronage is much appreciated.
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Greetings from the Umbrella Corporation,
Our business is life itself. Thus, we have joined to survey our customer base. All official announcements for the Umbrella Corporation and our branches will be posted to this account.
Your continued patronage is much appreciated.
Our business is life itself. Thus, we have joined to survey our customer base. All official announcements for the Umbrella Corporation and our branches will be posted to this account.
Your continued patronage is much appreciated.