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UmAnOnion
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Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
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UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · May 21
Actually, I also do it to piss you off enough to make you throw your phone or maybe curse my existance for a moment... Yes I am sick like that...
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For those of you embarking on a new fitness journey to kick off 2026 right...
#TastyTueaday
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January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I have said it before, and I'll say it again: Wasabi is the devil's smegma.
#TastyTuesday
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January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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In case you're wondering why I am MIA for the next few weeks...
#TastyTuesday
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January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Seriously... Why park ice cream trucks for half the year when they could be refitted for year round usage..
#TastyTuesday
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January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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For all of us adjusting to returning to the office this week...
#TastyTuesday
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#Memes
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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fitting... very fitting...

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January 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Some fools need to stop playing with me, because that little voice is growing up mighty quick...

#MondayMood
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January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Seriously... Can't I get one helping hand or somethin...?

#MondayMood
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January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Now that the holiday madness is ending, it's time for some self care..
#MondayMood
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January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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My reaction upon returning to the office this morning...
#MondayMood
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January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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do I really have to go to work today?

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January 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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As if two guys who carry an organ out like that...

#SundayShenanigans
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January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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methinks someone has had a bit too much of that communion wine...

#SundayShenanigans
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January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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asking the important question...

#SundayShenanigans
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January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Totally believable... not suspicious at all...
#SundayShenanigans
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January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Last day of peace....

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#Worlde_NYT
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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not putting this out there for any particular reason... no reason whatsoever...
#SaturdaySass
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January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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"make some gad damned New Years resolutions"... "I'll will be good for you"... you know would be even better??? You kissing my ass!
#SaturdaySass
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January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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um... while they are in there, can they erase the last 9 years or so... pretty please?

#SaturdaySass
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January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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this didn't take long.... not that '27 is likely to be any better...
#SaturdaySass
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January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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sigh...

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January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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sigh...

#FridayFoolery
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January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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same shit, different calendar...
#FridayFoolery
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January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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When Santa finally makes it to the Doctor's office after sitting in that freezing sleigh for hours on end...

#FridayFoolery
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January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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The question is: who will be the most popular over there...?

#FridayFoolery
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January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM