My lobster is too buttery… my steak is too juicy

And he’s the biggest queerbaiter of all time. This is of course because he’s a hottie when he cross dresses but I’m getting a little off topic…

Fuck off bitch stop biting my style

You can just say pyrocynical

Violet you’re a sick fuck for what you did on that island

I think it might be peak

Holy shit fire as fuck

It seems that all the scenes in the movie are just:
Pianist guy gets hustled by some racist guys and then his bodyguard/manager says “hey buddy, you better respect my guy” and then they’re respected.

I’m a freak because I freaked some toast

It sucks that such a bad person has to share a name with a guitarist as awesome as Steve Miller.

I’m just sayin.

Where there’s a 24 hour gas station, there’s a party.

I’m unfollowing because you just made me remember Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Same tbh. But when I say it irl I sound like an absolute fool