Lemon
@ultravioletsilence.bsky.social
Sleep Token worshipper, nail painting enthusiast, reader, disabled queer, she/her
Best I can do is 9:37
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Best I can do is 9:37
Reposted by Lemon
I picked a dead bee up off the windowsill today. Up close, they're really quite beautiful. Although, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I picked a dead bee up off the windowsill today. Up close, they're really quite beautiful. Although, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Just thinking about 1999
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Just thinking about 1999
The people who don’t like this season of dimension 20 are wrong
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The people who don’t like this season of dimension 20 are wrong
Read the thread ⬇️
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Read the thread ⬇️
“What happens in Germany at 11:11 on 11/11 every year?”
Alan Davies: Everything caries on as normal
Alan Davies: Everything caries on as normal
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
“What happens in Germany at 11:11 on 11/11 every year?”
Alan Davies: Everything caries on as normal
Alan Davies: Everything caries on as normal
Aurora last night, Seattle
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Aurora last night, Seattle
I find it quite fascinating that my answer to many posts on Reddit are often “let me teach you how to google.” Like “how do I learn how to blow dry hair?” Have you tried googling “how to blow dry hair”? Cause they’re a great wikihow on it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I find it quite fascinating that my answer to many posts on Reddit are often “let me teach you how to google.” Like “how do I learn how to blow dry hair?” Have you tried googling “how to blow dry hair”? Cause they’re a great wikihow on it.
2016 was a fascinating year to look back on. I loved living in Columbia City, I think back on it SO fondly. But I was having a rough time in between the highlights
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
2016 was a fascinating year to look back on. I loved living in Columbia City, I think back on it SO fondly. But I was having a rough time in between the highlights
“Hmm idk if I’m actually autistic”
*spends 5 hours typing over 3,000 words about special interest for an FAQ*
Right, right.
*spends 5 hours typing over 3,000 words about special interest for an FAQ*
Right, right.
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 AM
“Hmm idk if I’m actually autistic”
*spends 5 hours typing over 3,000 words about special interest for an FAQ*
Right, right.
*spends 5 hours typing over 3,000 words about special interest for an FAQ*
Right, right.
I need a mechanical keyboard nerd- I want one so bad but the options are extremely overwhelming. Can I get a decent one on Amazon? I don’t want to buy separate switches and keycaps- just something cute and reliable
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I need a mechanical keyboard nerd- I want one so bad but the options are extremely overwhelming. Can I get a decent one on Amazon? I don’t want to buy separate switches and keycaps- just something cute and reliable
I think I need to make a chart of all the famous people I get limerence for and distill it down, find the ultimate characteristics, then find & date *that* person
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I think I need to make a chart of all the famous people I get limerence for and distill it down, find the ultimate characteristics, then find & date *that* person
I joked about ambien the other day but last night I apparently stayed up til 5am after taking it and cleaned half my bathroom, but also ordered stuff on Amazon… so… that’s not helpful
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I joked about ambien the other day but last night I apparently stayed up til 5am after taking it and cleaned half my bathroom, but also ordered stuff on Amazon… so… that’s not helpful
I yearn for chocolate based sustenance
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I yearn for chocolate based sustenance
I need to work on the ‘if have dumb thought, then open Bluesky’ command
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I need to work on the ‘if have dumb thought, then open Bluesky’ command
Using a Bic Cristal ballpoint on a legal pad feels as good as an expensive fountain pen on tamoe river paper
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Using a Bic Cristal ballpoint on a legal pad feels as good as an expensive fountain pen on tamoe river paper
Is it still ambien eating if I haven’t fallen asleep and I feeeeel like I’m perfectly cognizant
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Is it still ambien eating if I haven’t fallen asleep and I feeeeel like I’m perfectly cognizant
I don’t care about this holiday but I do think I deserve one of those tiny bottles of champagne
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don’t care about this holiday but I do think I deserve one of those tiny bottles of champagne
Oh you watch porn? I just need this 00:57 video. (The last 5 seconds 👀)
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh you watch porn? I just need this 00:57 video. (The last 5 seconds 👀)
Sometimes during solitaire, you’ve reached a point where there’s no more moves. And then you look at the cards and see the mistake you made 10 moves ago. That’s life or something
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sometimes during solitaire, you’ve reached a point where there’s no more moves. And then you look at the cards and see the mistake you made 10 moves ago. That’s life or something
I need a rich man to pay my rent
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I need a rich man to pay my rent
How to get friend(s) to watch seven seasons of Game Changer
August 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
How to get friend(s) to watch seven seasons of Game Changer
If at all possible, avoid puking red Gatorade on carpet
May 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If at all possible, avoid puking red Gatorade on carpet