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Lemon
@ultravioletsilence.bsky.social
Sleep Token worshipper, nail painting enthusiast, reader, disabled queer, she/her
Best I can do is 9:37
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Lemon
I picked a dead bee up off the windowsill today. Up close, they're really quite beautiful. Although, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Just thinking about 1999
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The people who don’t like this season of dimension 20 are wrong
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Read the thread ⬇️
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“What happens in Germany at 11:11 on 11/11 every year?”

Alan Davies: Everything caries on as normal
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Aurora last night, Seattle
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I find it quite fascinating that my answer to many posts on Reddit are often “let me teach you how to google.” Like “how do I learn how to blow dry hair?” Have you tried googling “how to blow dry hair”? Cause they’re a great wikihow on it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
2016 was a fascinating year to look back on. I loved living in Columbia City, I think back on it SO fondly. But I was having a rough time in between the highlights
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“Hmm idk if I’m actually autistic”

*spends 5 hours typing over 3,000 words about special interest for an FAQ*

Right, right.
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I need a mechanical keyboard nerd- I want one so bad but the options are extremely overwhelming. Can I get a decent one on Amazon? I don’t want to buy separate switches and keycaps- just something cute and reliable
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I think I need to make a chart of all the famous people I get limerence for and distill it down, find the ultimate characteristics, then find & date *that* person
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I joked about ambien the other day but last night I apparently stayed up til 5am after taking it and cleaned half my bathroom, but also ordered stuff on Amazon… so… that’s not helpful
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I yearn for chocolate based sustenance
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I need to work on the ‘if have dumb thought, then open Bluesky’ command
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Using a Bic Cristal ballpoint on a legal pad feels as good as an expensive fountain pen on tamoe river paper
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Is it still ambien eating if I haven’t fallen asleep and I feeeeel like I’m perfectly cognizant
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I don’t care about this holiday but I do think I deserve one of those tiny bottles of champagne
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh you watch porn? I just need this 00:57 video. (The last 5 seconds 👀)
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sometimes during solitaire, you’ve reached a point where there’s no more moves. And then you look at the cards and see the mistake you made 10 moves ago. That’s life or something
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I need a rich man to pay my rent
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How to get friend(s) to watch seven seasons of Game Changer
August 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If at all possible, avoid puking red Gatorade on carpet
May 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM