going to the dentist is scary and anxiety inducing :/ but the times they put their fingers in my mouth makes it all worth it
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
going to the dentist is scary and anxiety inducing :/ but the times they put their fingers in my mouth makes it all worth it
gay mutual reposting my post where i talk about fucking pussy 🤦♂️
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
gay mutual reposting my post where i talk about fucking pussy 🤦♂️
speak like a normal person please
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
speak like a normal person please
my mind has been playing a slow paced reggae beat for the whole day and i can’t stop it
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my mind has been playing a slow paced reggae beat for the whole day and i can’t stop it
when that pussy so good you start going blind
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
when that pussy so good you start going blind
too bad i'm on a hiatus i'd be tweeting about the fascism of wordle
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
too bad i'm on a hiatus i'd be tweeting about the fascism of wordle
when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off
seeing “if only you could add notes for people you blocked, i can’t remember if i blocked someone for being a bigot who harasses others or for liking pineapple on pizza!” takes on my twt TL, have these ppl considered that the easy solution is to not block over petty shit that doesn’t actually matter
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
seeing “if only you could add notes for people you blocked, i can’t remember if i blocked someone for being a bigot who harasses others or for liking pineapple on pizza!” takes on my twt TL, have these ppl considered that the easy solution is to not block over petty shit that doesn’t actually matter
ever notice how all women with stretch marks are angels
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ever notice how all women with stretch marks are angels
gaining followers on twt despite not posting shit for weeks
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
gaining followers on twt despite not posting shit for weeks
used the wrong grid size for a major project so now i have to fix every single file manually
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
used the wrong grid size for a major project so now i have to fix every single file manually
just realized i have over 100 subscribers on youtube??
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just realized i have over 100 subscribers on youtube??
just casually recovered a piece of scott cawthon lost media
a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
just casually recovered a piece of scott cawthon lost media
whenever i notice a follower of mine who follows fewer than 100 people i get scared cus why are my tweets more than 1% of your timeline
October 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
whenever i notice a follower of mine who follows fewer than 100 people i get scared cus why are my tweets more than 1% of your timeline
as of posting this tweet has attracted 5 genuine fat fetishists in my DMs trying to strike up conversation without irony
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
as of posting this tweet has attracted 5 genuine fat fetishists in my DMs trying to strike up conversation without irony
deus ex remaster so bad i bought the original game and played it
September 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
deus ex remaster so bad i bought the original game and played it
ppl still defining sexuality on the basis of genitals or identity/labels in big 2025
a man in a black puma shirt is sitting on a couch talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a black puma shirt is sitting on a couch talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
ppl still defining sexuality on the basis of genitals or identity/labels in big 2025
finishing an art commission feels better than pussy
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
finishing an art commission feels better than pussy
bbl stands for big beautiful latina
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
bbl stands for big beautiful latina
what if it was called Squirt Squad and Homelander was a woman? Suicide Squirt
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
what if it was called Squirt Squad and Homelander was a woman? Suicide Squirt
my favorite time of the day is when my beautiful girlfriend opens twitter just to like all of my tweets
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my favorite time of the day is when my beautiful girlfriend opens twitter just to like all of my tweets
my body is a machine that turns pussy into eaten pussy
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
my body is a machine that turns pussy into eaten pussy
Considering all this Simple Special Inputs discourse lately I'm surprised not a single fighting game implemented MK-style inputs as simple inputs for specials, rather than single buttons (like SF6 or Granblue)
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Considering all this Simple Special Inputs discourse lately I'm surprised not a single fighting game implemented MK-style inputs as simple inputs for specials, rather than single buttons (like SF6 or Granblue)
it smells like male sweat and sandwiches in this god damn room
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
it smells like male sweat and sandwiches in this god damn room
i joke but i'm very grateful for the people around me and 2025 has probably been my best year so far, i love my friends
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
i joke but i'm very grateful for the people around me and 2025 has probably been my best year so far, i love my friends