Ultimate Jimmy
ultimatejimmy.bsky.social
Ultimate Jimmy
@ultimatejimmy.bsky.social
Not just any Jimmy. ULTIMATE Jimmy.
Ultimate Jimmy thinks it's awesome that crime is still illegal in other countries.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/w...
Police Search X’s Premises in France as Prosecutors Summon Elon Musk
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Ultimate Jimmy detects an exaggeration.
Kristi Noem: "We've saved hundreds of millions of lives by interdicting drugs" (The entire population of the US is about 340 million!)
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ultimate Jimmy thinks this is a conflict of interest.
February 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Ultimate Jimmy opposes terrorizing innocent people.
"She sustained a torn rotator cuff, concussion and bruised ribs during the incident and received medical treatment at a hospital..."

www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Ultimate Jimmy opposes tear gassing little girls.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM