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Howdy doodily doo.
At least, thats what I hope would happen. Either way I think its too soon to be laying down a timeline when things are so volatile politically.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I would say its better to build trust with the EU first. All previous governments didn't do that until now, so we have to build a foundation and from that we can look at membership. But that will take a lot of time and negotiation.

When that trust has been built, then we can talk about timelines.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
'Aaaaaaahhhh, only once! Thats all!'
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It has to be gradual. Establishing closer ties is the best way to start, and that alone is taking an incredible amount of time.

I dont understand why people think that we can just join up like its a gym membership. Not that simple, which really fuckin sucks balls cos i want to be in.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I, Claudius!

Favorite Brian Blessed quote:

'IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!?!'
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
a man says he was a consul of rome in front of another man
ALT: a man says he was a consul of rome in front of another man
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November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
THIRTEEN!
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As an aside, your bluesky handle is brilliant.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
All the pieces matter.
a man sits at a desk reading a book titled " triumph of the humanities "
Alt: Natural police.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Polanski and Farage. Two cheeks of the same populist backside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Yeah but they won the argument innit. Thats what matters. Not governing, but winning the argument.

Hence Polanski. Who has a ton of problems of his own that they are not talking about whatsoever.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Their moments are few and far between in all honesty.

I remember when the first budget was released, which was reasonable and good before the 'black hole' they bent over backwards to portray it as bad. They described it as a 'polycrisis'.

Fuckin seriously?! Christ.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Oh yeah, they have thrown trans people under the bus consistently.

Also they have a North of England correspondent that has only written one article concerned about the north so far this year.

Also using the northern working class as a prop for their far left bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Corbs is out of vogue now, and hypno-tits is now popular so the seagulls are now following a different trawler.

NM just parrots what is popular - no original reporting and they always ask for donations for their unoriginal blerbs.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The sycophantic slobbering over Polanski is also very cringe.

But yeah, dont say anything about the BBC fighting back, cos unlike NM, the BBC has somewhat of a spine.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Gill's and Farages speeches were almost identical however Gill was prosecuted.

Also, Farage still hasn't explained the situation with his mistress's house in Clacton.

Or the racism allegations in his youth.

Or being friendly with rapists, nonces and racists.

Oh, and #farageriots.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Smashing. So you now have read it rather than just relying on secondary sources and headlines. And essentially you admit you didn't read it previously.

So you've argued in bad faith all this time. Cool cool.

Muted.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Its odd that rather than reading the legislation yourself, you want me to 'quote chapter and verse' just for you.

And you're inferring that I'm being obtuse because you mentioned children, despite me saying the legislation involving children already.

As I said, read it for yourself.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I quoted something, you asked me to break down a piece of legislation for you like I'm your PA, I said read it for yourself.

If you want to know the ins and outs, stop and read the legisy instead of just reading the headline. You won't look like such an idiot next time.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Again, I am not going to go through the entirety of the new asylum reforms with you step by step.

However, if it makes you feel better to call me a liar, go right ahead. It won't make you right, but it will make you feel better.

Seriously, read it for yourself, FFS.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Again, you havent read the legislation. I suggest you read it instead of asking a talking toaster on Bluesky to explain it to you.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM