Oh yeah. He could totally be the Basher.

Anna Kendrick, just because of the smoll factor.

I think "Harbor Freight" would be even funnier.

Really stop and imagine it.

Am I having a fucking stroke, too?

WHY DID I SPELL IT "EXPLAMATION POINTS????"

What in the fuck.

I *did* just get new keycaps. But still.

This is by far the cleverest cookie-based joke I have ever seen.

1000 out of 10.

Touché.

I became a coffee HIPSTER, which I think is one level above snob.

I make coffee in an oldschool percolator, but with a filter (you can buy filters with holes in them, but I just impale regular filters on the Percolating Pipe).

Anyway, people hate percolators for some reason. But the coffee is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I just realized, the cast has to involve all the skills/roles the Lemmings have. Like Digger, Basher, Blocker, Miner, Builder, etc.

Jason Bateman's character is just a Walker...but he's the first Lemming in line.

I'll start: Jason Bateman as the lead lemming. Playing a way too young, coming-of-age role.

No CGI, btw. Everyone is just caked with makeup and green wigs.

Flying mammals probably look at us walking, like it's an equally weird-ass thing.

"I'm not shitting you, these bigass monkeys walk on their hind legs only, for like MILES. Real slow, but still. The shit is crazy."

You're very welcome. And that's awesome! The algorithm clearly recognizes that you're an OG.

It's the eternal struggle.

Congrats on your marriage, btw. I remember seeing you talk about your engagement, for some time.

(you were one of the very first people I followed on this platform. the algorithm recommended you, like, immediately)

If Tron had been a novel first, this motherfucker looks like what the David Warner character would have actually been described as, before they insisted on getting someone character-actor handsome for the movie.

Two people in my immediate family have that full asbestos mouth gene, where hot beverages were boiling 9 seconds ago, but they can already just blow on that shit a little and gulp it down.

My face cannot do that. I gotta wait.

And so then it's suddenly cold.

Nuclear burn. Holy nutbutter.

I would be cool with them, if they tricked the city into fixing the goddamn sidewalks.

Citizens saying stuff like "I tripped and injured my face" or "I saw a lady pick up a stroller with two babies in it and carry the whole thing for 90 feet" don't move the needle.

Maybe big business will. Ugh.

Oh, absolutely. The analogy I give to people sometimes is that he's a moron playing checkers with the chess pieces we gave him.

Just because he has no clue what he's doing doesn't mean the pieces aren't powerful.

And so we're over a barrel. We have to play some of that game, or else be destroyed.

I mean, all of this is why a felonious rapist shouldn't have been allowed to occupy the most powerful one-person position in the goddamn government.