If I was Bubbles, I would rest on my belly or thighs. Maybe use my bosom as a pillow. But no, she likes my ankles. 😂

That’s a generous perspective that he doesn’t deserve! He was raised Christian, he chose this at 20 and made us miss out just to say he’s agnostic later on. Like wtf? 😂😂😂 Love him, but man. Smh. 🤣

🥹🥹🥹 thank you so much! The way I think is a mess, but it’s good to know you find it funny 🤣

😂😂😂 I feel so seen. 💛

Lmfaoooo I wish that was something my dad heard! He was so serious about it that when they did Christmas parties in elementary school, he would call the school up and tell them to take me out of class and give me a thick packet of work to do all day instead. 😭😭😭

Thank you for the validation. 🥲 I hate grocery shopping to begin with, I didn’t need obstacles 😂

Exactly lol. I block everyone I find even mildly annoying and it’s interesting to me that others just let themselves be annoyed. 😂

Nah. I thought it was queso and I wanted to fight lol.

It’s mayo, milk, and seasonings mixed up 😵‍💫

Bootleg ranch dressing is the most accurate description 😂

Lmao

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It’s so unnecessary 😭

Right like please, if I don’t know you and you don’t like me, block me firstttt. It’s okay! I do it all the time! 😭