I just want to know where we’re going in this handbasket, as we’re heading down this highway that looks like it has been paved with good intentions?

I insisted that I always wear stilettos while I’m giving people highlights and this is the heel that I will dye on.

As it gets closer to Imbolc, it’s time for me to start working on my Midsommar body. I hope to fit into a size medium bear carcass by October.

A Labubu is what happens when you feed your Furby after midnight.

My toxic trait is assuming that everything will all work out simply because I’ve suffered enough.

I've just come from the Reindeer King 🦌👑
He says "Your purity of soul: crystalline 💠.
You've got to get you back to you. 🧭
Get you back to you." 🧘‍♂️