I love your positivity. Every Ukrainian I’ve met shares that dogged optimism.

Lessons learned: if a writer/filmmaker is an absolute pig say nothing. They’ll tank their own career.

If your competing against friends or well meaning competition? Have at it. That shit is fun!

My favorite is being called a Simp for doing things like not belittling coworkers/fellow student’s appearance, trying to be open minded, having decent hygiene/grooming standards. Oh, and I have the horrible habit of holding people to high standards. I’m such a cuck!!!!

Fancy boy doesn’t like being called an out of touch moron. Tim Heidecker’s impression of him is spot on.

Pumpkin pie is the best desert!

There’s a wonderful compilation of Eric Satie’s music and early twentieth century oil paintings floating around on YouTube. This belongs there.

Do not ever speak to my mother about this topic. She’s been playing piano for over forty years and she will argue over and over about this sickeningly pointless debate. Rant. Over.

Like any dad I’m not angry. Just confused and disappointed.

Thank you for your cervix.

It’s more to point out that my dad and his whole generation couldn’t afford draft deferments so there fore they were condemned to death or to commit unspeakable acts while pussies like him abused women, did every drug and broke every law you can imagine.

I’m a veteran living off of my disability. I have a bachelors and I sometimes manage to find work but holding on to a steady part time job is impossible. I couldn’t imagine what that would be like if I had children.

I love how the kittens are imitating the dogs maneuvers. They will be excellent barn kitties in record time!

We appreciate it. Also there are a lot of Texans who would pay good money to watch Paxton or Abbot get mauled by a fucking bear.

You know it’s bad when even the Marines don’t want you. Sub par intellect mixed with racism and mental illness do not make for a basically trained Jarhead.