Narrowly missed perfection on turkey day. EZM5 has been stacking lately. It’s a day for the underdogs.
Week 13 EZM5:
LAR -10.5 #RamsHouse
HOU +3 #HTownMade
NYJ +3 #JetUp
TEN +5.5 #Titanup
WSH +6.5 #RaiseHail
Week 13 EZM5:
LAR -10.5 #RamsHouse
HOU +3 #HTownMade
NYJ +3 #JetUp
TEN +5.5 #Titanup
WSH +6.5 #RaiseHail
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Narrowly missed perfection on turkey day. EZM5 has been stacking lately. It’s a day for the underdogs.
Week 13 EZM5:
LAR -10.5 #RamsHouse
HOU +3 #HTownMade
NYJ +3 #JetUp
TEN +5.5 #Titanup
WSH +6.5 #RaiseHail
Week 13 EZM5:
LAR -10.5 #RamsHouse
HOU +3 #HTownMade
NYJ +3 #JetUp
TEN +5.5 #Titanup
WSH +6.5 #RaiseHail
Live from Sin City. Surely that’ll fix the EZM5. I’d say that’ll do it.
Week 11 EZM5:
CIN -5.5 #Whodey
HOU +5.5 #htownmade
CLE +7.5 #DawgPound
CHI +3 #DaBears
SEA +3.5 #Seahawks
Week 11 EZM5:
CIN -5.5 #Whodey
HOU +5.5 #htownmade
CLE +7.5 #DawgPound
CHI +3 #DaBears
SEA +3.5 #Seahawks
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Live from Sin City. Surely that’ll fix the EZM5. I’d say that’ll do it.
Week 11 EZM5:
CIN -5.5 #Whodey
HOU +5.5 #htownmade
CLE +7.5 #DawgPound
CHI +3 #DaBears
SEA +3.5 #Seahawks
Week 11 EZM5:
CIN -5.5 #Whodey
HOU +5.5 #htownmade
CLE +7.5 #DawgPound
CHI +3 #DaBears
SEA +3.5 #Seahawks
Two words: extremely due. It’s Week 10 (already) and I feel good about today’s picks.
Week 10 EZM5:
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
BAL -4.5 #RavensFlock
DET -7.5 #OnePride
AZ +7.5 #BirdGang
PIT +2.5 #HereWeGo
Week 10 EZM5:
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
BAL -4.5 #RavensFlock
DET -7.5 #OnePride
AZ +7.5 #BirdGang
PIT +2.5 #HereWeGo
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Two words: extremely due. It’s Week 10 (already) and I feel good about today’s picks.
Week 10 EZM5:
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
BAL -4.5 #RavensFlock
DET -7.5 #OnePride
AZ +7.5 #BirdGang
PIT +2.5 #HereWeGo
Week 10 EZM5:
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
BAL -4.5 #RavensFlock
DET -7.5 #OnePride
AZ +7.5 #BirdGang
PIT +2.5 #HereWeGo
You got an extra hour of sleep, I got an extra hour of research.
Week 9 EZM5:
DEN +2.5 #BroncosCountry
NYG +2.5 #Giants100
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAC -9.5 #BoltUp
DET -8.5 #OnePride
Week 9 EZM5:
DEN +2.5 #BroncosCountry
NYG +2.5 #Giants100
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAC -9.5 #BoltUp
DET -8.5 #OnePride
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You got an extra hour of sleep, I got an extra hour of research.
Week 9 EZM5:
DEN +2.5 #BroncosCountry
NYG +2.5 #Giants100
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAC -9.5 #BoltUp
DET -8.5 #OnePride
Week 9 EZM5:
DEN +2.5 #BroncosCountry
NYG +2.5 #Giants100
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAC -9.5 #BoltUp
DET -8.5 #OnePride
It’s a wonderful fall morning and not only is it a get right spot for the Birds, it’s a get right spot for the EZM5.
Week 7 EZM5:
PHI -2.5 #FlyEaglesFly
KC -12.5 #ChiefsKingdom
CAR -1.5 #KeepPounding
ATL +1.5 #RiseUp
SEA -3.5 #Seahawks
Week 7 EZM5:
PHI -2.5 #FlyEaglesFly
KC -12.5 #ChiefsKingdom
CAR -1.5 #KeepPounding
ATL +1.5 #RiseUp
SEA -3.5 #Seahawks
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s a wonderful fall morning and not only is it a get right spot for the Birds, it’s a get right spot for the EZM5.
Week 7 EZM5:
PHI -2.5 #FlyEaglesFly
KC -12.5 #ChiefsKingdom
CAR -1.5 #KeepPounding
ATL +1.5 #RiseUp
SEA -3.5 #Seahawks
Week 7 EZM5:
PHI -2.5 #FlyEaglesFly
KC -12.5 #ChiefsKingdom
CAR -1.5 #KeepPounding
ATL +1.5 #RiseUp
SEA -3.5 #Seahawks
The EZM5 hit perfection last week so we’re just going to do that again. Record on the year is still negligible.
Week 6 EZM5:
CLE +6.5 #DawgPound
DAL -2.5 #DallasCowboys
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAR -6.5 #RamsHouse
BUF -4.5 #BillsMafia
Week 6 EZM5:
CLE +6.5 #DawgPound
DAL -2.5 #DallasCowboys
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAR -6.5 #RamsHouse
BUF -4.5 #BillsMafia
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The EZM5 hit perfection last week so we’re just going to do that again. Record on the year is still negligible.
Week 6 EZM5:
CLE +6.5 #DawgPound
DAL -2.5 #DallasCowboys
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAR -6.5 #RamsHouse
BUF -4.5 #BillsMafia
Week 6 EZM5:
CLE +6.5 #DawgPound
DAL -2.5 #DallasCowboys
GB -13.5 #GoPackGo
LAR -6.5 #RamsHouse
BUF -4.5 #BillsMafia
Alright. You know the drill. It’s been bad so let’s make it right. Don’t think at all and let it rip.
Week 5 EZM5:
DET -9.5 #OnePride
IND -7 #ForTheShoe
DAL -1.5 #DallasCowboys
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
NE +8.5 #NEPats
Week 5 EZM5:
DET -9.5 #OnePride
IND -7 #ForTheShoe
DAL -1.5 #DallasCowboys
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
NE +8.5 #NEPats
October 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Alright. You know the drill. It’s been bad so let’s make it right. Don’t think at all and let it rip.
Week 5 EZM5:
DET -9.5 #OnePride
IND -7 #ForTheShoe
DAL -1.5 #DallasCowboys
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
NE +8.5 #NEPats
Week 5 EZM5:
DET -9.5 #OnePride
IND -7 #ForTheShoe
DAL -1.5 #DallasCowboys
HOU -1.5 #htownmade
NE +8.5 #NEPats
Grab a Guinness for this Dublin international game. And then maybe tail the EZM5, maybe fade it. My record would tell you to do one of the two.
Week 4 EZM5:
Vikings -2.5 #Skol
Chargers -6.5 #BoltUp
Bucs +3.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Bears -1.5 #DaBears
Packers -6.5 #GoPackGo
Week 4 EZM5:
Vikings -2.5 #Skol
Chargers -6.5 #BoltUp
Bucs +3.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Bears -1.5 #DaBears
Packers -6.5 #GoPackGo
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Grab a Guinness for this Dublin international game. And then maybe tail the EZM5, maybe fade it. My record would tell you to do one of the two.
Week 4 EZM5:
Vikings -2.5 #Skol
Chargers -6.5 #BoltUp
Bucs +3.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Bears -1.5 #DaBears
Packers -6.5 #GoPackGo
Week 4 EZM5:
Vikings -2.5 #Skol
Chargers -6.5 #BoltUp
Bucs +3.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Bears -1.5 #DaBears
Packers -6.5 #GoPackGo
There have been better starts to the season. 4-6 record could easily be 10-0 if you flip six games. Onward we go.
Week 3 EZM5:
GB -7.5 #GoPackGo
LAR +3.5 #RamsHouse
NE +1.5 #NEPats
LAC -2.5 #BoltUp
TB -6.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Week 3 EZM5:
GB -7.5 #GoPackGo
LAR +3.5 #RamsHouse
NE +1.5 #NEPats
LAC -2.5 #BoltUp
TB -6.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
September 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There have been better starts to the season. 4-6 record could easily be 10-0 if you flip six games. Onward we go.
Week 3 EZM5:
GB -7.5 #GoPackGo
LAR +3.5 #RamsHouse
NE +1.5 #NEPats
LAC -2.5 #BoltUp
TB -6.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
Week 3 EZM5:
GB -7.5 #GoPackGo
LAR +3.5 #RamsHouse
NE +1.5 #NEPats
LAC -2.5 #BoltUp
TB -6.5 #WeAreTheKrewe
It’s a beautiful Sunday to stay inside and root for your favorite football team. I’m amped for this rematch of Super Bowl 57.
Record is 2-3 thus far.
Week 2 EZM5:
Jets +6.5 #JetUp
Seahawks +3 #12s
Cowboys -4.5 #DallasCowboys
Rams -5.5 #RamsHouse
Bears +6.5 #DaBears
Record is 2-3 thus far.
Week 2 EZM5:
Jets +6.5 #JetUp
Seahawks +3 #12s
Cowboys -4.5 #DallasCowboys
Rams -5.5 #RamsHouse
Bears +6.5 #DaBears
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s a beautiful Sunday to stay inside and root for your favorite football team. I’m amped for this rematch of Super Bowl 57.
Record is 2-3 thus far.
Week 2 EZM5:
Jets +6.5 #JetUp
Seahawks +3 #12s
Cowboys -4.5 #DallasCowboys
Rams -5.5 #RamsHouse
Bears +6.5 #DaBears
Record is 2-3 thus far.
Week 2 EZM5:
Jets +6.5 #JetUp
Seahawks +3 #12s
Cowboys -4.5 #DallasCowboys
Rams -5.5 #RamsHouse
Bears +6.5 #DaBears
Here’s how I see the 2025 playoffs shaking out! Super ready to be wrong again.
🏈 Jags improve the most under Cohen
🏈 Rams miss playoffs with Stafford’s health & signs of decline due to age
🏈 Lamar breaks the post season narrative
🏈 Jags improve the most under Cohen
🏈 Rams miss playoffs with Stafford’s health & signs of decline due to age
🏈 Lamar breaks the post season narrative
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Here’s how I see the 2025 playoffs shaking out! Super ready to be wrong again.
🏈 Jags improve the most under Cohen
🏈 Rams miss playoffs with Stafford’s health & signs of decline due to age
🏈 Lamar breaks the post season narrative
🏈 Jags improve the most under Cohen
🏈 Rams miss playoffs with Stafford’s health & signs of decline due to age
🏈 Lamar breaks the post season narrative
EZ Money Five Future Bet Edition. One of these hit last year, so it’s obviously happening again.
DPOY: Aidan Hutchinson #OnePride
REC Yards Leader: BTJ #DUUUVAL
RUSH Yards Leader: Josh Jacobs #GoPackGo
OROY: TreVeyon Henderson #NEPats
DROY: Jihaad Campbell #FlyEaglesFly
DPOY: Aidan Hutchinson #OnePride
REC Yards Leader: BTJ #DUUUVAL
RUSH Yards Leader: Josh Jacobs #GoPackGo
OROY: TreVeyon Henderson #NEPats
DROY: Jihaad Campbell #FlyEaglesFly
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
EZ Money Five Future Bet Edition. One of these hit last year, so it’s obviously happening again.
DPOY: Aidan Hutchinson #OnePride
REC Yards Leader: BTJ #DUUUVAL
RUSH Yards Leader: Josh Jacobs #GoPackGo
OROY: TreVeyon Henderson #NEPats
DROY: Jihaad Campbell #FlyEaglesFly
DPOY: Aidan Hutchinson #OnePride
REC Yards Leader: BTJ #DUUUVAL
RUSH Yards Leader: Josh Jacobs #GoPackGo
OROY: TreVeyon Henderson #NEPats
DROY: Jihaad Campbell #FlyEaglesFly
EZM5 is 10-3 in March & went perfect yesterday. I really don’t make the rules fam. Just get in.
UConn +9.5
Maryland -7.5
Arizona -3.5
UConn +9.5
Maryland -7.5
Arizona -3.5
March 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
EZM5 is 10-3 in March & went perfect yesterday. I really don’t make the rules fam. Just get in.
UConn +9.5
Maryland -7.5
Arizona -3.5
UConn +9.5
Maryland -7.5
Arizona -3.5
EZ Money Five goes to 7-3. Today, we go perfect. Spring has sprung baby.
Arkansas +6.5
Purdue -6.5
Texas Tech -6.5
Arkansas +6.5
Purdue -6.5
Texas Tech -6.5
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
EZ Money Five goes to 7-3. Today, we go perfect. Spring has sprung baby.
Arkansas +6.5
Purdue -6.5
Texas Tech -6.5
Arkansas +6.5
Purdue -6.5
Texas Tech -6.5
We went 3-2 yesterday. Solid start but nobody cares if you don’t win. Record moves to 19-6 over the last two years on the opening weekend.
EZM5 Day 2:
Marquette -3.5
Kentucky -11.5
Maryland -10.5
Baylor +1.5
Norfolk St. +28.5
EZM5 Day 2:
Marquette -3.5
Kentucky -11.5
Maryland -10.5
Baylor +1.5
Norfolk St. +28.5
March 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We went 3-2 yesterday. Solid start but nobody cares if you don’t win. Record moves to 19-6 over the last two years on the opening weekend.
EZM5 Day 2:
Marquette -3.5
Kentucky -11.5
Maryland -10.5
Baylor +1.5
Norfolk St. +28.5
EZM5 Day 2:
Marquette -3.5
Kentucky -11.5
Maryland -10.5
Baylor +1.5
Norfolk St. +28.5
Hello Bluesky.
March Madness EZM5 is back:
Purdue -7.5
Utah State +5.5
Wisconsin -16.5
Houston -28.5
Yale +7.5
March Madness EZM5 is back:
Purdue -7.5
Utah State +5.5
Wisconsin -16.5
Houston -28.5
Yale +7.5
March 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hello Bluesky.
March Madness EZM5 is back:
Purdue -7.5
Utah State +5.5
Wisconsin -16.5
Houston -28.5
Yale +7.5
March Madness EZM5 is back:
Purdue -7.5
Utah State +5.5
Wisconsin -16.5
Houston -28.5
Yale +7.5