TyMerLax
@tymerlax.bsky.social
Face for 📻, voice for ✍️, prose for illiterates. I probably hate your favorite NLL team’s owner. Currently: TyMerLacrosse.com | Then: ILIndoor, Lacrosse Flash, Lucky Penny Media, Georgia Swarm
People too addicted to small potato impressions numbies
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People too addicted to small potato impressions numbies
Me and my depth charts realizing how many NLL free agent handshake deals are about to be inked
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me and my depth charts realizing how many NLL free agent handshake deals are about to be inked
Oh Eliuk’s bitching about the defense in front of Vinc because the latter’s once again about to add to his résumé as the best NLL goalie of all time?
Time to dig this oldie but a goodie up.
Time to dig this oldie but a goodie up.
May 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh Eliuk’s bitching about the defense in front of Vinc because the latter’s once again about to add to his résumé as the best NLL goalie of all time?
Time to dig this oldie but a goodie up.
Time to dig this oldie but a goodie up.
For the last time
The Mars Volta on the 1s and 2s.
The Mars Volta on the 1s and 2s.
April 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
For the last time
The Mars Volta on the 1s and 2s.
The Mars Volta on the 1s and 2s.
Hate this AI toy trend the NLL’s going through - it’s just more lazy slop for easy engagement - but this derpy Knighthawk speaks to me.
Birb
Birb
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hate this AI toy trend the NLL’s going through - it’s just more lazy slop for easy engagement - but this derpy Knighthawk speaks to me.
Birb
Birb
The Roots laying down the soundtrack tonight.
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Roots laying down the soundtrack tonight.
The quotes from Mike Accursi and Ed Comeau and my analysis are cool and all, but honestly, read this just for the photos. Kyle Hess, the Swarm's team photographer for nearly a decade, absolutely outdid himself yesterday. This photo of Bryan Cole defending Randy Staats is incredible.
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The quotes from Mike Accursi and Ed Comeau and my analysis are cool and all, but honestly, read this just for the photos. Kyle Hess, the Swarm's team photographer for nearly a decade, absolutely outdid himself yesterday. This photo of Bryan Cole defending Randy Staats is incredible.
Going with Fila Brazillia for tonight’s music.
It’s, ah, it’s gonna be a bad crowd.
It’s, ah, it’s gonna be a bad crowd.
March 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Going with Fila Brazillia for tonight’s music.
It’s, ah, it’s gonna be a bad crowd.
It’s, ah, it’s gonna be a bad crowd.
Soundtrack tonight provided by Thes One.
March 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Soundtrack tonight provided by Thes One.
Remember when Jamie Dawick used to hate first round draft picks?
I ‘member.
John Arlotta would be proud.
I ‘member.
John Arlotta would be proud.
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Remember when Jamie Dawick used to hate first round draft picks?
I ‘member.
John Arlotta would be proud.
I ‘member.
John Arlotta would be proud.
Another day, another NLL game.
February 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Another day, another NLL game.
Warming up cause it’s fugging cold outside.
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Warming up cause it’s fugging cold outside.
Nothing but confidence from me all game long for my 8-game
February 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Nothing but confidence from me all game long for my 8-game
“Why do you always do that thing? It’s like a fighting pose. You’re a total poser.”
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“Why do you always do that thing? It’s like a fighting pose. You’re a total poser.”