PMC Vanguardist
@tylerboschert.bsky.social
Patent attorney in Denver (views solely my own). Liberal. Erstwhile Rockies fan. He/him. Uphold Pee Wee Reese Thought: if you can take my job, you're entitled to it.
this is a map of the native range of the pecan tree, you tell me whether it's acceptable to serve pecan pie at Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this is a map of the native range of the pecan tree, you tell me whether it's acceptable to serve pecan pie at Thanksgiving
You know who else demanded the military be loyal to him personally?
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know who else demanded the military be loyal to him personally?
we're coming up on peak charitable giving season and I cannot make a better argument for giving to Wikipedia than this
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
we're coming up on peak charitable giving season and I cannot make a better argument for giving to Wikipedia than this
I wouldn't be so sure!
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I wouldn't be so sure!
yeah, sure, it was the people *opposed* to the slogan who were being disingenuous
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
yeah, sure, it was the people *opposed* to the slogan who were being disingenuous
"I don't watch videos"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"I don't watch videos"
Bluesky is a long way behind the winemoms
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bluesky is a long way behind the winemoms
this is me today, except it's about IKF's lead off third base
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this is me today, except it's about IKF's lead off third base
As brutal as the outcome was, I feel fortunate that I just got to watch something incredibly special.
That game featured three of the twelve biggest plays in baseball history. No other game, ever, has had that happen. It's a strong contender for the greatest game in the history of the sport.
That game featured three of the twelve biggest plays in baseball history. No other game, ever, has had that happen. It's a strong contender for the greatest game in the history of the sport.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
As brutal as the outcome was, I feel fortunate that I just got to watch something incredibly special.
That game featured three of the twelve biggest plays in baseball history. No other game, ever, has had that happen. It's a strong contender for the greatest game in the history of the sport.
That game featured three of the twelve biggest plays in baseball history. No other game, ever, has had that happen. It's a strong contender for the greatest game in the history of the sport.
American voters are so used to gerontocracy that every young and even somewhat physically attractive politician stands out.
Meanwhile, I need to inform you all that the probable next Prime Minister of the Netherlands is 38 years old and looks like this.
Meanwhile, I need to inform you all that the probable next Prime Minister of the Netherlands is 38 years old and looks like this.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
American voters are so used to gerontocracy that every young and even somewhat physically attractive politician stands out.
Meanwhile, I need to inform you all that the probable next Prime Minister of the Netherlands is 38 years old and looks like this.
Meanwhile, I need to inform you all that the probable next Prime Minister of the Netherlands is 38 years old and looks like this.
My texts with my wife used to be a lot sexier and less depressing.
Is that a normal part of getting older, or is it just because we got married in September 2016?
Is that a normal part of getting older, or is it just because we got married in September 2016?
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My texts with my wife used to be a lot sexier and less depressing.
Is that a normal part of getting older, or is it just because we got married in September 2016?
Is that a normal part of getting older, or is it just because we got married in September 2016?
honestly the follow-up is even better
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
honestly the follow-up is even better
what I am learning today is that nobody has studied their consanguinity tables
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
what I am learning today is that nobody has studied their consanguinity tables