Tyler Forrest
@tyforre.bsky.social
Small Victories - Island Portuguese bakery, hopefully coming soon
Collab Fashion - representing sustainable fashion since 2005
Portland, OR
Collab Fashion - representing sustainable fashion since 2005
Portland, OR
Adults is the better show in every way.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Adults is the better show in every way.
The demographics are stacked against them and they won’t accept it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The demographics are stacked against them and they won’t accept it.
None of the kids or animals in the decathlon need to be your own. In fact, bonus points if they aren’t.
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
None of the kids or animals in the decathlon need to be your own. In fact, bonus points if they aren’t.
Would easily accept can meet and befriend a new cat.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Would easily accept can meet and befriend a new cat.
Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
Chemex at home, cortado or ‘spros at a shop - I never really get a flat white or cap so can’t comment on that. But that first espresso at my local when I’m back from a trip? Always magic.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Chemex at home, cortado or ‘spros at a shop - I never really get a flat white or cap so can’t comment on that. But that first espresso at my local when I’m back from a trip? Always magic.
American coffee and pizza is better than any found anywhere in Europe. They drink trash coffee. Their pizza is soupy and floppy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
American coffee and pizza is better than any found anywhere in Europe. They drink trash coffee. Their pizza is soupy and floppy.
Fuckin’ teenagers. Wait was that rhetorical?
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fuckin’ teenagers. Wait was that rhetorical?
Went to both and couldn’t agree more.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Went to both and couldn’t agree more.
It’s truly awful. Might as well put it in New Hampshire.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s truly awful. Might as well put it in New Hampshire.
It should be way harder to get a license in the first place. Like at least 20% of people should never be allowed to pass.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It should be way harder to get a license in the first place. Like at least 20% of people should never be allowed to pass.
They got my wife to be INTO 1880s history. What an achievement. Forgotten presidents rip. Do Cleveland next.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They got my wife to be INTO 1880s history. What an achievement. Forgotten presidents rip. Do Cleveland next.
It’s crazy to see it happen with kids. As each of my kids friends have gotten a watch or a phone it’s corresponded with an instant drop off in social ability. Our kid has noticed and brought it up unprompted. It’s made her understand why we won’t give her a device.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s crazy to see it happen with kids. As each of my kids friends have gotten a watch or a phone it’s corresponded with an instant drop off in social ability. Our kid has noticed and brought it up unprompted. It’s made her understand why we won’t give her a device.
Buggies might be worse than carriages (New England) - our spouses are wrong. Carts is the correct answer.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Buggies might be worse than carriages (New England) - our spouses are wrong. Carts is the correct answer.
My kids only explanation is boys are stupid. Not helpful. My kid didn’t do Ohio, but did start calling us bruh.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My kids only explanation is boys are stupid. Not helpful. My kid didn’t do Ohio, but did start calling us bruh.
A buddy just joked that 6 7 is the first number to make 69 jealous. Not the best joke, but it was funny listening to my wife explain 69 to the 11 year old.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A buddy just joked that 6 7 is the first number to make 69 jealous. Not the best joke, but it was funny listening to my wife explain 69 to the 11 year old.
Really just alarmed by the giant unlit log he’s cooking over.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Really just alarmed by the giant unlit log he’s cooking over.
My wife was once asked “why can’t your husband make more money” while she was negotiating salary for her 5th promotion in 5 years at a Fortune 500 company. The year was 2001.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My wife was once asked “why can’t your husband make more money” while she was negotiating salary for her 5th promotion in 5 years at a Fortune 500 company. The year was 2001.
If my wife’s experience is any guide, they don’t know anything about menopause. Which is cool because that only hits 50% of the population. No way do they know about my friend’s needs as a trans person. The worst part is self-advocacy makes you sound like Dr. Google Woo from Reddit U.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If my wife’s experience is any guide, they don’t know anything about menopause. Which is cool because that only hits 50% of the population. No way do they know about my friend’s needs as a trans person. The worst part is self-advocacy makes you sound like Dr. Google Woo from Reddit U.
My kid (11) and her friend walked 3 miles in an atmospheric river to retrieve 15lbs of candy each (down from 20lbs last year - thanks trump)
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My kid (11) and her friend walked 3 miles in an atmospheric river to retrieve 15lbs of candy each (down from 20lbs last year - thanks trump)
Kid just came in from 2 hours in the rain, dumped her bag out and immediately went out for more. Oregon kids are built different.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Kid just came in from 2 hours in the rain, dumped her bag out and immediately went out for more. Oregon kids are built different.
Sent the kid out with a poncho in her bag - she got to one house before she needed it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sent the kid out with a poncho in her bag - she got to one house before she needed it.
2013 Nissan leaf for the city + vw camper van for road trips. Can’t recommend this setup enough. In winter our little guy has a 65 mile range and it has never once been an issue. Gonna make a dream first car for our kid in a few years as well.
October 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2013 Nissan leaf for the city + vw camper van for road trips. Can’t recommend this setup enough. In winter our little guy has a 65 mile range and it has never once been an issue. Gonna make a dream first car for our kid in a few years as well.
Absolutely. Weird shit happening in that space.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Absolutely. Weird shit happening in that space.