Tyson Fisher
@tyfisher.bsky.social
Journalist. Husband. Stepfather. Disc dog dad. In no particular order. #kubball #Royals #HotTakes
If your favorite Robert Duvall movie is "Gone In 60 Seconds," you're a cop.
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If your favorite Robert Duvall movie is "Gone In 60 Seconds," you're a cop.
I didn't make these, but I'm gonna share them. Happy Valentine's Day!
February 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I didn't make these, but I'm gonna share them. Happy Valentine's Day!
Say what you will about the Putin regime, but you gotta admit one thing: His assassinations are way cooler than ours.
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Say what you will about the Putin regime, but you gotta admit one thing: His assassinations are way cooler than ours.
I typically don't rewatch movies, but nostalgia brings me back to:
Ghostbusters (1 &2)
Goonies
Pulp Fiction
Cable Guy
Dumb and Dumber
Whiplash (just good, not nostalgia)
Die Hard (holiday tradition)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Ghostbusters (1 &2)
Goonies
Pulp Fiction
Cable Guy
Dumb and Dumber
Whiplash (just good, not nostalgia)
Die Hard (holiday tradition)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Name a film you've seen 8 times
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I typically don't rewatch movies, but nostalgia brings me back to:
Ghostbusters (1 &2)
Goonies
Pulp Fiction
Cable Guy
Dumb and Dumber
Whiplash (just good, not nostalgia)
Die Hard (holiday tradition)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Ghostbusters (1 &2)
Goonies
Pulp Fiction
Cable Guy
Dumb and Dumber
Whiplash (just good, not nostalgia)
Die Hard (holiday tradition)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
"Pizza" was mentioned 900 times in the Epstein files, and people are losing their minds. I did a search for "steak." Nearly a THOUSAND results. That's more than pizza! WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? WHAT IS "MEDIUM RARE" CODE FOR???
Y'all lost your goddamn minds. 🤦♂️
Y'all lost your goddamn minds. 🤦♂️
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Pizza" was mentioned 900 times in the Epstein files, and people are losing their minds. I did a search for "steak." Nearly a THOUSAND results. That's more than pizza! WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? WHAT IS "MEDIUM RARE" CODE FOR???
Y'all lost your goddamn minds. 🤦♂️
Y'all lost your goddamn minds. 🤦♂️
*sigh* She is. Of course she is. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
*sigh* She is. Of course she is. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
It's amazing how many people are trying to make the Epstein files relevant to them. I read a podcast newsletter about all the podcasts Epstein listened to. I saw a local news article about how many times "Kansas City" was mentioned. Stop it. It's weird.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It's amazing how many people are trying to make the Epstein files relevant to them. I read a podcast newsletter about all the podcasts Epstein listened to. I saw a local news article about how many times "Kansas City" was mentioned. Stop it. It's weird.
The irony about the Trump administration calling for a return* to a meritocracy is the fact that the majority of his supporters would never get a high-paying job under a true meritocracy.
*Nothing in this country has ever been meritocracy based.
*Nothing in this country has ever been meritocracy based.
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The irony about the Trump administration calling for a return* to a meritocracy is the fact that the majority of his supporters would never get a high-paying job under a true meritocracy.
*Nothing in this country has ever been meritocracy based.
*Nothing in this country has ever been meritocracy based.
Meanwhile, the EPA is announcing right now the elimination of nearly every vehicle greenhouse gas emission rule since model year 2012, claiming a savings of $2,400 per vehicle, which will likely not offset more medical costs deriving from ... you guessed it ... greenhouse gases.
Was doing some research for a story, and found exactly how out of control medical costs are. Until the '80s, medical costs were on par with everything else. Today, CPI for all items (minus medical) is 400% higher than it was in 1980. Medical? 800%!!! Meanwhile, wages are up a whopping 17% from 1980.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Meanwhile, the EPA is announcing right now the elimination of nearly every vehicle greenhouse gas emission rule since model year 2012, claiming a savings of $2,400 per vehicle, which will likely not offset more medical costs deriving from ... you guessed it ... greenhouse gases.
Was doing some research for a story, and found exactly how out of control medical costs are. Until the '80s, medical costs were on par with everything else. Today, CPI for all items (minus medical) is 400% higher than it was in 1980. Medical? 800%!!! Meanwhile, wages are up a whopping 17% from 1980.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Was doing some research for a story, and found exactly how out of control medical costs are. Until the '80s, medical costs were on par with everything else. Today, CPI for all items (minus medical) is 400% higher than it was in 1980. Medical? 800%!!! Meanwhile, wages are up a whopping 17% from 1980.
Reposted by Tyson Fisher
The president of the United States has the temperament of a 13-year-old girl, which explains his predilection for teenage girls.
An annual meeting of the nation's governors that has long served as a rare bipartisan gathering is unraveling after President Donald Trump excluded Democratic governors from White House events. n.pr/4qyVgAO
Annual governors' gathering with White House unraveling after Trump excludes Democrats
An annual meeting of the nation's governors that has long served as a rare bipartisan gathering is unraveling after President Donald Trump excluded Democratic governors from White House events.
n.pr
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The president of the United States has the temperament of a 13-year-old girl, which explains his predilection for teenage girls.
Intersection of intelligentsia, arts/sports and creative professionals? I'll take it!
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Intersection of intelligentsia, arts/sports and creative professionals? I'll take it!
Rather than complaining about not understanding, maybe *smacks forehead* take time to understand. I'm looking forward to reading all the halftime show explainers tomorrow and discovering all the powerful Easter eggs I missed. Good art is never easily understood.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Rather than complaining about not understanding, maybe *smacks forehead* take time to understand. I'm looking forward to reading all the halftime show explainers tomorrow and discovering all the powerful Easter eggs I missed. Good art is never easily understood.
Reposted by Tyson Fisher
Puerto Ricans dancing on electrical poles is about as big a political statement you could make at a Super Bowl halftime show. The only way that could have been more explicit is if Bad Bunny started tossing rolls of paper towels to the dancers
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Puerto Ricans dancing on electrical poles is about as big a political statement you could make at a Super Bowl halftime show. The only way that could have been more explicit is if Bad Bunny started tossing rolls of paper towels to the dancers
I'm trying to watch commercials but NBC keeps turning to a lame-ass football game.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I'm trying to watch commercials but NBC keeps turning to a lame-ass football game.
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“250 years of freedom…”
a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“250 years of freedom…”
I understand we're living in Bizzaro World where the elite are getting even more powerful, but why in the hell are we bringing Paris Hilton back. Did we completely run out of old IPs to resurrect?
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I understand we're living in Bizzaro World where the elite are getting even more powerful, but why in the hell are we bringing Paris Hilton back. Did we completely run out of old IPs to resurrect?
During Trump's first term, the DOJ said his social media posts were official presidential statements. If that's still true, then staffers having access to his account is far worse than his autopen allegations. www.abajournal.com/news/article...
DOJ says Trump's tweets are official presidential statements
The Department of Justice on Monday told a federal district court judge In Washington, D.C. that Donald Trump’s tweets are “official statements of the President of the United States.”
www.abajournal.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
During Trump's first term, the DOJ said his social media posts were official presidential statements. If that's still true, then staffers having access to his account is far worse than his autopen allegations. www.abajournal.com/news/article...
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. 🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. 🤣🤣🤣
To the surprise of no one, Missouri's lawsuit against Starbucks, alleging the company discriminated against white people, was dismissed. It was one of many frivolous suits filed by Andrew Bailey to curry favor w/Trump. It worked. He took Bongino's job. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Memorandum & Order – #40 in State of Missouri v. Starbucks Corp. (E.D. Mo., 4:25-cv-00165) – CourtListener.com
Memorandum & Order
storage.courtlistener.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
To the surprise of no one, Missouri's lawsuit against Starbucks, alleging the company discriminated against white people, was dismissed. It was one of many frivolous suits filed by Andrew Bailey to curry favor w/Trump. It worked. He took Bongino's job. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...