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tyam
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welcome to the magic box

do not touch screen forcefully


I won't promise not to post about my neighbor here, but I'll try real hard.
Yeah it's really good and I'm very glad our entire global infrastructure is being exploited to expand on this idiot idea! Maybe AI will put me out of a job and then I can just go sit in a field eating fruit all day as god intended.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Also the script is bad and could just like hard pull or something I'm sure but it's been in place for years now and it works so no one is allowed to touch it under penalty of d*ath
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
NO DAD I WASN'T PLAYING JUBEAT OR ANYTHING HAHAA I WAS UHH I WAS JERKIN IT YEAH OF COURSE.

no jerkin it
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Again, like I keep saying. DO. NOT. RELY. ON. GENERATIVE. AI. FOR. WELL. HONESTLY. ANYTHING. BUT. ESPECIALLY. NOT. IMPORTANT. STUFF. CLAP. HAND. EMOJIS.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It wrote it, but it tried to delete the local files with rm -rf /, which I guess is fine because it forgot --no-preserve-root and didn't try with sudo and OH YEAH I TOLD IT I WAS USING WINDOWS. It said "Oh of course, my mistake, here's the corrected script" and it pulled out the old rd /s /q on me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'd be so embarrassed if my family found out I played rhythm games
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It wasn't my usual truck or usual driver. The last time they gave me a different crew was the week after I reported him for peeing in the alley.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
THE TRUCK HAS ENTERED THE ALLEY, I REPEAT, THE TRUCK HAS ENTERED THE ALLEY
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Someone asked me if I had train autism and I said no I hate the f40ph.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That's a real cute Smith
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If I show up in my ME ME BIG BOY shirt and Bucee's crocs I wonder if they will think I am trying to get out of it or if they will go "oh this is just how tyam dresses"
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have two more equipment swaps that I need to do and then I have to colo a backup server and roll out this stupid vpn router so it can tunnel back in. And then before end of Q1 I have another project I need to finish. On top of that I got a letter about jury duty.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Maybe NEXT TIME I'll just put some obnoxious esp-32 controlled lighted sign in the alley that says PLEASE TAKE MY TRASH TO THE LANDFILL and it's controlled by a tilt sensor on the can and some AI nonsense that can run image recognition on the truck to flash the sign at the guy? JUST A REMINDER!!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So she said she would forward a note to the "operation team" and that she put a note on my account. A NOTE ABOUT WHAT, that I'm being a pissbaby about how my garbage wasn't taken for 4 days? Yeah, it's a small inconvenience, but don't try to blame me for this! I've already halfway filled the can!
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
lmao they said "oh that sticker is a reminder for next time" and I told her the note telling me to have my cans out at 6am when I had them out at 614am and the truck didn't even come until 1017 and then the dude just got out, walked around, and then drove away, wasn't really appropriate in any way
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So I can still dump the dehumidifier bucket into the drain, I can still (in theory) drain the water heater into the drain, and eventually when I mop the basement floor to get rid of the remaining flood deposits I can also have the water go down into the drain.
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't want to be that person but I'm going to call and complain about how offensive this sticker they put on the trash can actually is. It's not my fault the guy skipped me. It's not my fault that they said he'd come back and never did. And it's not my fault it took four calls to get this done.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM