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JonT
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... I had something for this.
If you weren't going anywhere you'd already be there, without delays.

This is not possible. QED.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That's one way to get two hands and a face on it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I'm going to pretend this didn't happen, okay?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"That's some high quality coping mechanism. A lifetime of masking to achieve this!"
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Mad skillz.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Das sind wirklich Die Teufel Eier.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Top shelf: books that traumatized me, and I'll never read again, yet hold deep emotional value.

Bottom shelf: books I loved at a time in my life and cannot be parted with.

In line of sight: when the time is right OR books I have not found the right moment to read.

Normies wouldn't get it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
How many years have I been misspelling it AND mispronouncing it???

I relinquish all claims to chairing this Teams meeting. (Oh. Steve the Otter can't open the PowerPoint by himself. Fine.)
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thunder rumbles overhead,
lightning cracks the sky,
as the Titans battle.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't carry ID anymore.

I can show them [MyActualName] at hotmail dot com
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hey wake up crew!

New body-horror short story just dropped by Wendig.

"those soft little noodle-tubes are deeply, deeply comforting. Texturally they’re a wonder — barely any texture at all, just a soft, acquiescent bundle of not-quite-goo in your mouth,"
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The protagonist's name is Sam but it's not until the sequel you learn it's short for...
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hey, maybe both but you do you!
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
... but not in front of me. Now you're blocking my lane.

...and not on this shortcut. Then everybody will take this shortcut!

Look, maybe just stay the hell away from me. It'll be better that way.
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM