If you weren't going anywhere you'd already be there, without delays.

This is not possible. QED.

That's one way to get two hands and a face on it.

"I'm going to pretend this didn't happen, okay?"

"That's some high quality coping mechanism. A lifetime of masking to achieve this!"

Mad skillz.

Das sind wirklich Die Teufel Eier.

Top shelf: books that traumatized me, and I'll never read again, yet hold deep emotional value.

Bottom shelf: books I loved at a time in my life and cannot be parted with.

In line of sight: when the time is right OR books I have not found the right moment to read.

Normies wouldn't get it.

How many years have I been misspelling it AND mispronouncing it???

I relinquish all claims to chairing this Teams meeting. (Oh. Steve the Otter can't open the PowerPoint by himself. Fine.)

Thunder rumbles overhead,
lightning cracks the sky,
as the Titans battle.

I don't carry ID anymore.

I can show them [MyActualName] at hotmail dot com

Hey wake up crew!

New body-horror short story just dropped by Wendig.

"those soft little noodle-tubes are deeply, deeply comforting. Texturally they’re a wonder — barely any texture at all, just a soft, acquiescent bundle of not-quite-goo in your mouth,"

The protagonist's name is Sam but it's not until the sequel you learn it's short for...

Hey, maybe both but you do you!

... but not in front of me. Now you're blocking my lane.

...and not on this shortcut. Then everybody will take this shortcut!

Look, maybe just stay the hell away from me. It'll be better that way.