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Breathtaking game! Hall is a star
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Breathtaking game! Hall is a star
They’ll shit house their way to another UCL semi and continue to hold onto assets their football doesn’t deserve. All kinda sucks but whatever
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
They’ll shit house their way to another UCL semi and continue to hold onto assets their football doesn’t deserve. All kinda sucks but whatever
Bro you gotta quit going until the titles wrapped up. Sorry
January 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bro you gotta quit going until the titles wrapped up. Sorry
Ø, man what are you doing?
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ø, man what are you doing?
Did we just realise that if you shoot… you might score?
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did we just realise that if you shoot… you might score?
Gabriel is Thanos. Inevitable
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gabriel is Thanos. Inevitable
Shot shy, slow and inefficient in attack. Arsenal 2024/25
January 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Shot shy, slow and inefficient in attack. Arsenal 2024/25
They’ve grown into the game. Had the two best chances. Our lack of pace is glaring. It’s actually hilarious how slow and how little power we have when we try to accelerate
January 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They’ve grown into the game. Had the two best chances. Our lack of pace is glaring. It’s actually hilarious how slow and how little power we have when we try to accelerate
They’ve grown into the game. Had the two best chances. Our lack of pace is glaring. It’s actually hilarious how slow and how little power we have when we try to accelerate
January 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They’ve grown into the game. Had the two best chances. Our lack of pace is glaring. It’s actually hilarious how slow and how little power we have when we try to accelerate
Arsenal will not be conducting any business this transfer window
January 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Arsenal will not be conducting any business this transfer window
Why are we skint? Why does the club perpetually come close and never make signings to get us over the line? There’s players there. We can’t name names, it’s not our job, but there’s players. I long for the days when we’d unearth gems or take punts. Now we sit on our hands and watch clubs pass us
January 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why are we skint? Why does the club perpetually come close and never make signings to get us over the line? There’s players there. We can’t name names, it’s not our job, but there’s players. I long for the days when we’d unearth gems or take punts. Now we sit on our hands and watch clubs pass us
They kept going and going all night. Walatee and Vickery were outstanding. Lots of upside out west with their little boutique station up and running now and academy players running the show. Then other two Melbourne clubs aren’t run nearly as well
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
They kept going and going all night. Walatee and Vickery were outstanding. Lots of upside out west with their little boutique station up and running now and academy players running the show. Then other two Melbourne clubs aren’t run nearly as well
Western close to the best side in the comp at the minute. Aloisi’s changes at the half killed Victory. They couldn’t cope with them and are lucky to lead. Great game
January 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Western close to the best side in the comp at the minute. Aloisi’s changes at the half killed Victory. They couldn’t cope with them and are lucky to lead. Great game
One goal all season, no GA in five matches, 2A in last 10 matches. Only one match rating above 8.0 in last 10. Lead by example captain leading by example 💪
January 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One goal all season, no GA in five matches, 2A in last 10 matches. Only one match rating above 8.0 in last 10. Lead by example captain leading by example 💪
No new signings this window either. But it’s okay cos Rosicky is back as the new Edu
January 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
No new signings this window either. But it’s okay cos Rosicky is back as the new Edu
Arsenal will be making no attacking signings this transfer window
January 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Arsenal will be making no attacking signings this transfer window
Signing no attackers this window gonna be great! We don’t look like scoring from open play, haven’t all year and signings like Merino make us look even more dire in attack. A UCL run better happen or the noise will be loud about a failure of a year we’re facing
January 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Signing no attackers this window gonna be great! We don’t look like scoring from open play, haven’t all year and signings like Merino make us look even more dire in attack. A UCL run better happen or the noise will be loud about a failure of a year we’re facing
Is that because no one has P+ to flick it on? If they were on Kayo they might just flick it on cos every pub in Aus has Kayo or Foxtel for the footy and cricket
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Is that because no one has P+ to flick it on? If they were on Kayo they might just flick it on cos every pub in Aus has Kayo or Foxtel for the footy and cricket
Modern football is all about trophies and goals scored. Messi and Ronaldo have warped minds. The anxiety all Arsenal fans feel during every game is sapping any joy we feel and most don’t watch the game again to see we played well but our anxieties make us feel like it’s bad
January 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Modern football is all about trophies and goals scored. Messi and Ronaldo have warped minds. The anxiety all Arsenal fans feel during every game is sapping any joy we feel and most don’t watch the game again to see we played well but our anxieties make us feel like it’s bad
It’s because we all feel like it’ll mean nothing. Liverpool have the league sown up on the back of Salah’s insane form. FA cup and league cup won’t satiate the hunger. It’s too hard to gauge our capacity to win the UCL. Were brilliant, the best on the planet and may end up with nothing, again
January 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s because we all feel like it’ll mean nothing. Liverpool have the league sown up on the back of Salah’s insane form. FA cup and league cup won’t satiate the hunger. It’s too hard to gauge our capacity to win the UCL. Were brilliant, the best on the planet and may end up with nothing, again
Hopefully we’re scouting his current club’s striker though. He’s the one
December 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Hopefully we’re scouting his current club’s striker though. He’s the one
You’d have to take last season’s 13 and be happy at this point right? We’ve looked so bang average all season
December 28, 2024 at 11:50 AM
You’d have to take last season’s 13 and be happy at this point right? We’ve looked so bang average all season
The Liga is over
December 27, 2024 at 10:54 PM
The Liga is over