Can I take these books out please?
Me: Have you got your library card ?
Yes here it is.
Me:
Me: Have you got your library card ?
Yes here it is.
Me:
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Can I take these books out please?
Me: Have you got your library card ?
Yes here it is.
Me:
Me: Have you got your library card ?
Yes here it is.
Me:
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
About to put my work keks in the wash and found this.
I was putting up our library Everton display yesterday. I must have had a spare Ndiaye bauble and slipped in in my pocket.
Surely this is a sign???
#UTFT
I was putting up our library Everton display yesterday. I must have had a spare Ndiaye bauble and slipped in in my pocket.
Surely this is a sign???
#UTFT
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
About to put my work keks in the wash and found this.
I was putting up our library Everton display yesterday. I must have had a spare Ndiaye bauble and slipped in in my pocket.
Surely this is a sign???
#UTFT
I was putting up our library Everton display yesterday. I must have had a spare Ndiaye bauble and slipped in in my pocket.
Surely this is a sign???
#UTFT
Let's forget yesterday and remember happier times.
In episode one of our new series, let's ponder:
What's Dewsbury Hall Holding?
I'm going to suggest:
A tiny owl.
Answers on a postcard or on the back of a stuck down envelope please.
#UTFT
In episode one of our new series, let's ponder:
What's Dewsbury Hall Holding?
I'm going to suggest:
A tiny owl.
Answers on a postcard or on the back of a stuck down envelope please.
#UTFT
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Let's forget yesterday and remember happier times.
In episode one of our new series, let's ponder:
What's Dewsbury Hall Holding?
I'm going to suggest:
A tiny owl.
Answers on a postcard or on the back of a stuck down envelope please.
#UTFT
In episode one of our new series, let's ponder:
What's Dewsbury Hall Holding?
I'm going to suggest:
A tiny owl.
Answers on a postcard or on the back of a stuck down envelope please.
#UTFT
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no woah oh
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no woah oh
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no woah oh
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no woah oh
Absolutely incredible show
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Absolutely incredible show
Found this in the children's library today. At least spell it properly dickheads!
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Found this in the children's library today. At least spell it properly dickheads!
More entries in our quest to find this year's worst Christmas decoration.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
More entries in our quest to find this year's worst Christmas decoration.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
1. A cheese toastie I think. Maybe.
2. A devilled egg. I have no words for that one apart from what the actual fuck.
Absolutely brilliant night. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Pigeons In Flight for Eurovision!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Absolutely brilliant night. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Pigeons In Flight for Eurovision!!
The competition for the worst Christmas decoration is hotting up. Today's contenders:
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The competition for the worst Christmas decoration is hotting up. Today's contenders:
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Aah how could we forget. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Holy Narwhal. Didn't know the stable had a jacuzzi.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
It's that time again...
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.
1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.
1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time again...
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.
1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
Every year we have a little competition to find the most ridiculous Christmas decoration.
Two strong contenders here already.
1. Amphibians are not festive!
2. Why is Santa on a fucking cross trainer?
Bit more wholesome...
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bit more wholesome...
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Daughter has been eating loads of walnuts so of course I've been calling her Pauli Walnuts at every opportunity. She's just found out he looked like this.
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Daughter has been eating loads of walnuts so of course I've been calling her Pauli Walnuts at every opportunity. She's just found out he looked like this.